If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
twitchquotes:If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie
twitchquotes:He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. โUnder the Biden administration,โ he says, carefully โThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,โ The crowd gasps. โEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,โ Jill hangs her head in shame. โYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.โ An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words โBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.โ Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. โUnder the Biden administration,โ he says, carefully โThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,โ The crowd gasps. โEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,โ Jill hangs her head in shame. โYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.โ An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words โBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.โ Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
Twitch staff Golden Kappa
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Kripp wash your hands after toilet
twitchquotes:Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
Hi PL this is a story that I've been dying to tell you
Hi PL this is a story that I've been dying to tell you. One day I met your mother at a bar and after a few drinks she began to get horny so I let her whip out my dick. She proceeded to go to town and give me the sloppiest blowjob known to mankind. My manmeat was so engorged and sensitive that instantly I blew over 2 liters of cum into every orifice that she possesses. Unknowingly, some of my godly sperm got into her vagina and crawled into her fallopian tube where she was instantly impregnated even though she wasn't ready. The doctor said the baby would have downs syndrome and turn out tobe the ugliest baby known to mankind. I knew I would always be proud of my son and now he is here today streaming league of legends. I am a proud father, and you are a beautiful godly boy. Please no copy pasterino this is my story thank you.