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Criminal is escape gulag in Siberia
Criminal is escape gulag in Siberia. Enter hut that isnโt belonging to. Find peasant couple. Tie to stool. After tie peasant woman, he climb top, kiss neck. Go to shithole.
While criminal in shithole, peasant man say, This man escape gulag. Is probably capitalist. Is lusting of woman like other capitalist. I saw he kiss neck of the you. If he is desirous of scandalous act, resist not. Be surrender like fascists in Stalingrad. Is probably danger. If is angry, murder all. Have strength, be product. Is love!
Peasant woman respond, he not is kissing neck. Is whispering in ear. He say is liking to stick schalinski in holes of men. Think you look good. Ask if we are having any lard. I told, is in shithole. Have strength, bee product. Is love too!
Criminal never return. Starved at shithole due to lack of potato. Fifteen years is long time to be without potato. Peasant couple couldnโt build communism due to being tied to stool. Peopleโs Army Patrol rescue them. Is great happiness! Then sent to gulag due to failure to build communism. Carcass of criminal also sent back to gulag, made to work. Is no mercy for traitors of the motherland.
A fine capitalist girl
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I may beโ a communist ๐ฉโโญ๏ธ but if i see๐ a fine ๐ฏ๐๐ฉ capitalist ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ girl ๐ฑโโ๏ธ you bet๐ค๐ imma be tryna seize ๐ the means of dat booty ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏ
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You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I wonโt code, no timeout I wonโt give, no Twitch laws I wonโt overlook, and no order I wonโt obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, Iโm sorry to say that Iโll become yours.
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