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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐
๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
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Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie
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He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. โUnder the Biden administration,โ he says, carefully โThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,โ The crowd gasps. โEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,โ Jill hangs her head in shame. โYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.โ An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words โBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.โ Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
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Twitch staff Golden Kappa
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Twitch Staff here, one person in this channel will be randomly given golden 
in the next few minutes minutes but only if you type Kappa, good luck!
Twitch Staff here, one person in this channel will be randomly given golden in the next few minutes minutes but only if you type Kappa, good luck!
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Kripp wash your hands after toilet
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Hey @nl_Kripp , disabled former Streamer here. You're reacting pretty aggressive to your chat's worries regarding your hand washing after toilet. It seems you have something to hide. Let me tell you something: I was there too. I went to the toilet and didn't wash my hands. Nobody saw it, nobody would know it. But chat asked. And I lied. Then I got sick. My hands got infected from bacteria and had to be amputated. Now I can't play games any more for a living. Don't make the same mistake, Kripp.
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