twitchquotes:
π viewers
π viewers
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Kripp's recent Pornhub purchases
My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My π€ΈββοΈBODYποΈββοΈ is a πππππππππ that turns ππΉπΆπΎππ π
πππΉππΈπππ₯ into β‘ π₯ββ
βΎβΈβπ₯ π³ππΎπππΎπΉπ¦ π©π©π»ππΈβββπΌπΈπͺπͺ
Emoji Pasta
We blizzard care much about the player experience
twitchquotes:
We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
twitch chat
Hearthstone
Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs
twitchquotes:
Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty
twitchquotes:
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
twitch chat