[Copypasta] I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime

twitchquotes: I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime. Like, they didn't choose to be born with an IQ of 20 in a home with unloving parents. Imagine all the bullying they must experience at home, at school, and at the special services daycare. Let's stop bullying them, guys. They may be too retarded to understand that's what we're doing, but that doesn't mean we should pick on them. Thank you
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August 2019

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First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb"

twitchquotes: First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb". I didn't study half a semester of Japanese history and do a google maps tour of Tokyo so that some uncultured swine would walk around calling me a weeb like its an insult. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. And yes, I will be visiting Japan for the first time next year when air travel costs go down.
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June 2019

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AYAYAWeird

โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโกŸโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โกฟโ „โ Šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ ‡โ „โข€โ ƒโ ™โฃฟโฃฟ โฃคโ ’โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโ „โข€โ Šโ „โ „โ ˆโขฟ โฃฟโฃ โ คโ ดโ ถโ ’โ ถโ ถโ คโ คโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ƒโ „โ ‚โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „ โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โขŽโ โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ › โก‡โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ Žโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกงโ ถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฒโ ฆโฃญโกƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โก‡โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ›โ ถโ „ โก‡โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โข€ โก‡โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โขŠ โข โ „โ ˆโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฆโ โ „โ „โฃผ โขธโ „โ ˆโ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟ โขธโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ‰โ „โขธโฃฟ โ „โฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟ โ „โขฟโฃทโฃถโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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July 2019

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japan is best country in the world!

grrrr jappan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโ›ฉ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ better than amrican๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐Ÿ—ผand sakura trees are so ๐ŸŒธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ŸŒธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ“!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐Ÿฎ
August 2021

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Being a hentai actress must be so weird

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youโ€™re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000ยฅ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
February 2021

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Anime girl

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–โ–€โ–โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–Œ
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