[Copypasta] Hi I'm 12 year old

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 12 year old I started listening to suicide boys like a month ago and I saw people wearing their clothes that said fuck the police and I want to know where to buy it also how much it cost also how to make your parents okay with clothes that say bad words thank you
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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon

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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper

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I'm tired of this terrible chat

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Overused sexually identification copypasta

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