[Copypasta] Hi I'm 12 year old

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 12 year old I started listening to suicide boys like a month ago and I saw people wearing their clothes that said fuck the police and I want to know where to buy it also how much it cost also how to make your parents okay with clothes that say bad words thank you
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August 2019
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
December 2020

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DrDisrespect shungite

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
May 2020
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!

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โž–โž–โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โž–โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ›โฌ› โž–โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผโฌ› โž–โฌ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿผโฌ› โž–โž–๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ โž–โž–๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿผ โž–โฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฆโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌœ ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ
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Don't copy paste the name when you copy paste

twitchquotes: Devlinate: Kaiser_HS: snny_: DONT COPY PASTE THE NAME WHEN U COPY PASTE FailFish
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