[Copypasta] Hi I'm 12 year old

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 12 year old I started listening to suicide boys like a month ago and I saw people wearing their clothes that said fuck the police and I want to know where to buy it also how much it cost also how to make your parents okay with clothes that say bad words thank you
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September 2021

Kermit the frog caused 9/11

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
February 2021

Megamind Peeking "No Bitches?"

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”No bitches?โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” โ €โฃžโขฝโขชโขฃโขฃโขฃโขซโกบโกตโฃโกฎโฃ—โขทโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃฎโกทโกฝโฃœโฃœโขฎโขบโฃœโขทโขฝโขโกฝโฃ โ ธโกธโ œโ •โ •โ โขโข‡โขโขฝโขบโฃชโกณโกโฃŽโฃโขฏโขžโกฟโฃŸโฃทโฃณโขฏโกทโฃฝโขฝโขฏโฃณโฃซโ ‡ โ €โ €โข€โข€โข„โขฌโขชโกชโกŽโฃ†โกˆโ šโ œโ •โ ‡โ —โ โข•โขฏโขซโฃžโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโกฝโฃโข—โฃ—โ โ € โ €โ ชโกชโกชโฃชโขชโขบโขธโขขโข“โข†โขคโข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขŠโขžโกพโฃฟโกฏโฃโขฎโ ทโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ Šโ †โกƒโ •โข•โข‡โข‡โข‡โข‡โข‡โขโขŽโขŽโข†โข„โ €โข‘โฃฝโฃฟโขโ ฒโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฟโ ‚โ  โ €โก‡โข‡โ •โขˆโฃ€โ €โ โ กโ ฃโกฃโกซโฃ‚โฃฟโ ฏโขชโ ฐโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฆโก™โก‚โข€โขคโขฃโ ฃโกˆโฃพโกƒโ  โ „โ €โก„โขฑโฃŒโฃถโขโขŠโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโกฒโฃœโกฎโกโขŽโขŒโข‚โ ™โ ขโ โข€โข˜โขตโฃฝโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ จโฃบโกบโก•โก•โกฑโก‘โก†โก•โก…โก•โกœโกผโขฝโกปโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃณโฃซโฃพโฃตโฃ—โกตโกฑโกกโขฃโข‘โข•โขœโข•โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกฝโก‘โขŒโ ชโกขโกฃโฃฃโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โกŸโกพโฃฟโขฟโขฟโขตโฃฝโฃพโฃผโฃ˜โขธโขธโฃžโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ‡โ กโ ฉโกซโขฟโฃโกปโกฎโฃ’โขฝโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL

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