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Roleplay as a tournament organizer
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(ââżââż) Hi Amaz, could you roleplay as a tournament organizer, but then get caught re-seeding your friends and pretend that your tournament is legit? Thanks (ââżââż)
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Kripp complains
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The opponent mulligans his cards. "Oh my god dude, are you kidding me?" says Kripp. The opponent plays a 2 drop. "Seriously dude? This is crazy." The opponent draws a card at the start of their turn. "No fckin way dude, I can't beat that." The opponent hero powers. "This is some crazy RNG bullshit" says Kripp.
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salty
Ben Brode and Tyrande
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Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Tyrande's soft dirty blue hair. "If I do this, will you make Elune great again?" Tyrande asks as she starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Tyrande prepares her Cockbiter Weapon. She nods as Ben Brode takes out his 4 mana 7/7 and slams it into Tyrande's 0/5 tightwell. "BY ELUNE'S GRACE"! Tyrande screams. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Tyrande's face..
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Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?
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(â˘âŁâ˘) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( ͥ°âÍĘâŽÍĄÂ° ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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Kripp tryhard alert
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Kripp tryhard alert: â Netdeck â Decktracker â ArenaValue â Blocking chat with cam to hide secret strats â Legend Cardback
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