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Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Hearthstone? 
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Kripp
Hearthstone
neverlucky
Artifact
Another extremely unjust loss
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Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
RNGesus who art in Hearthstone
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RNGesus who art in Hearthstone, Random be thy game. Thy random come, Thy turn be done, on Azeroth as it is in Hearthstone. Give us this day our daily quest, and forgive us our misplays, as we forgive those who queue as hunter and lead us not into fatigue but deliver us from zero. For thine is the random, and the mulligan, and the topdeck, always yet never, Ameno.ο»Ώ
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Reynad
Hearthstone
Prize pool of 4 potatoes
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Hello, my name is Boris Ilya Pistolento. I'm from a small village in cold Siberia. For many years I dreamed of a profession, Cardstone player! But tetris all I can do. One day a trucker was crash in the back of the house of mine and a box fell out. It was the commodore 64, my dreaming is comming to reality. Now I can join the local tournamento, the prize pool of which 4 potatoes. Please no Copy-Pasta!
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Forsen
Hearthstone
Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty
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