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SLEEP TEST ๐ก๏ธ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP โ 
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Ben Brode and Tyrande
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Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Tyrande's soft dirty blue hair. "If I do this, will you make Elune great again?" Tyrande asks as she starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Tyrande prepares her Cockbiter Weapon. She nods as Ben Brode takes out his 4 mana 7/7 and slams it into Tyrande's 0/5 tightwell. "BY ELUNE'S GRACE"! Tyrande screams. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Tyrande's face..
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban
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The ๐ฐ specific ๐ฐ views ๐ฐ expressed ๐ฐ by ๐ฐ blitzchung ๐ฐ were ๐ฐ NOT ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ factor ๐ฐ in ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ decision๐ฐ we๐ฐ made.๐ฐ I ๐ฐ want ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ clear: ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ relationships ๐ฐ in China ๐ฐ had ๐ฐ no๐ฐ influence ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ decision.๐ฐ
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Yoda and his RNG wisdom
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<(-_-)> greed leads to the bad rng, the bad rng leads to the frustration, frustration leads to the mistake, and the mistake leads to the dark side <(-_-)>
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The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat
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Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the 
on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini
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Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?
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(โขโฃโข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโญอสโฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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