twitchquotes:
SLEEP TEST ๐ก๏ธ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP โ 
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I used to be a real ad
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Viewbot online, initiating praise script
twitchquotes:
VIEW BOT O N L I N E INITIATING PRAISE SCRIPT WOW NICE PLAY AMAZ
VIEW BOT O N L I N E INITIATING PRAISE SCRIPT WOW NICE PLAY AMAZ
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Amaz
Viewbots
Hearthstone
What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins
twitchquotes:
WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO 
0 OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS 
WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO 0 OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS
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Reynad
Classic
Hearthstone
MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper
twitchquotes:
MY GREETINGS SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017
twitchquotes:
The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
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Kripp
Hearthstone
When Kripp plays Reno warrior...
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Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
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Kripp