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SLEEP TEST 🛡️ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP ⎝ 
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed
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Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
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Kripp
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Boring to watch, boring to play, it's Brawl Day
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BORING TO WATCH BORING TO PLAY GRAB YOUR PILLOWS ITS BRAWL DAY
BORING TO WATCH BORING TO PLAY GRAB YOUR PILLOWS ITS BRAWL DAY
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Kripp
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Kripp show us THE decks
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Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
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Kripp
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I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe
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Kripp
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I sexually Identify as
EU hearthstone expansion delayed
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I am from EU my breath smells like poo Expansion delayed And the server's down too
I am from EU my breath smells like poo Expansion delayed And the server's down too
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Kripp