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IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, βWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?β I was taken aback, and all I could say was βHuh?β but he kept cutting me off and going βhuh? huh? huh?β and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
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β βThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!β β βMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" β βHe hero powered the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect hero power" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectly"
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