[Copypasta] someone who shares my passion for drinking water

twitchquotes: Finally someone who shares my passion and enthusiasm for drinking water. I'm more of an alkaline person, I often like to drink from water bottles, Contigo brand specifically. I don't really like Reverse Osmosis, it kind of leaves a funny feeling in my mouth, but I'll drink it if needed. The only problem with Alkaline is that when you get a new filter the water is cloudy for a bit and the taste is off. My house has Two taps at the sink, one for alkaline, one for reverse osmosis.
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August 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism

twitchquotes: Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win - if, under a communistic style - Fortnite started with everyone sharing the same weapons, only then will the best at the game win the royale. Now you see, ā€œthe gameā€ and ā€œFortniteā€ can easily be replaced with ā€œworkingā€ and ā€œsocietyā€, and you have the description of communism. By underlining these basic errors in such a system Fortnite acts as perfect communist propoganda. Workers of the world, unite!
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November 2018

Fortnite

When will C9 play at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch C9 play at worlds. When will they play?
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October 2020
Riot Games

League of Legends

Hit a Nammer with a hammer

twitchquotes: NaM šŸ”Ø AYAYA Hit a Nammer with a hammer
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August 2019

Weebs

Iā€™m struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)

This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatā€™s going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iā€™ve gotten to a point where Iā€™m looking at all religious people as not even human. I donā€™t know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itā€™s pretty close to it. I still donā€™t understand why people say to respect other peopleā€™s religious beliefs. I certainly donā€™t. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iā€™m just so disgusted by all of them.
June 2021

Curse of the donger king

twitchquotes: Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.
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May 2015
Reynad
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