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this streamer is look very nerd 
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Born to be a Twitch channel mod
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You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I wonโt code, no timeout I wonโt give, no Twitch laws I wonโt overlook, and no order I wonโt obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, Iโm sorry to say that Iโll become yours.
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That's some good shit right there
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐th ๐ ere๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
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Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
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GME to the moon
.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใโโ ใ ใใใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโใใใใใใใ โฆ
ใใใใใใใใใใ ใ โ โ โ โ ใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใ,ใใโโโใ
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พใโโใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใโ๏ธif we holdใใ.
,ใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใโโโโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ
ใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโ โฆ
ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโ๐ gme ใใใใ ใใ,ใใใ โ โ โ โ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโใใ
ใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใโใโโโโโโโโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใหใ
โโใใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ
โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใ โโใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใใใใโโโโโโโโโใโโโโโโโโใใใใ
ใใโใใใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโโโโใใ.
ใโใใใใใ.ใใใใ ๐ ใใใใใโโโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใโใ ๐ โ โ if we sell โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ,ใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.ใใใใใโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
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NA COMING THROUGH LUL
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