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this streamer is look very nerd 
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I used to be a real ad
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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donāt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itās my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iāll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iāll walk around my house and pick up various different ātrinketsā and put them in my bag while saying stuff like āIāll be having thatā and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (ātrinketsā can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iām 99% sure they donāt know itās me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Confessions
It was a real life gamer girl
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. āfuck, Fuck!ā I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. āPlease,ā I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest Iāve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
Simps
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue
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Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTās stream to find him sitting in queueā¦ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTās stream, then one after the otherā¦ both queues popped. āI need the toiletā he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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imaqtpie
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League of Legends
HOTLINE MING
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I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE MING THAT CAN ONLY MING ONE LEE YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE MING THAT CAN ONLY MING ONE LEE YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth
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NA is so ba... maybe i should brush my teeth NA is s... maybe i should floss fk give me dentures
NA is so ba... maybe i should brush my teeth NA is s... maybe i should floss fk give me dentures
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Kripp