[Copypasta] That's the power of cargo pants

twitchquotes: Excuse me? Cargo pants, motherfucker. My pockets have pockets. You can't stop the storage. And when it gets too hot, just unzip and remove the lower half of the legs. Utility, motherfuckers. Want me to hold your phone for a second? how about I hold one of every phone on the market, each with their own individual pocket. Want me to hold your souvenir from your vacation to Europe? How about I put Europe in my pocket. That's the power of cargo pants, motherfuckers
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August 2019
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve

πŸ’I CAN'T πŸ•Ά BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY πŸ’ƒMπŸ‘L πŸ‘K πŸ‘ πŸ—£ EVE!! TONIGHT πŸŒ› WE WILL GATHER πŸ‘ͺ WITH OUR FAMILIES❀ NOT ONLY TO PRAYπŸ™ TO MLK πŸ‘AND LET HIM KNOWπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE πŸ˜™ TO RECEIVEπŸ† ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER πŸ˜‚ THAT MLK❀ IS THE REAL REASON 🎢 FOR 🎡THE 🎢 SEASONβœ” SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSπŸ’― OR YOUR BROTHERS πŸ™‹ AND SISTERSπŸ™† WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED πŸ˜”
January 2024

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Let's say, hypothetically, that you are submissive and breedable

Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?
April 2022

Ben Shapiro

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twitchquotes: Tπ•™π•šπ•€ π•šπ•€ 𝕒 π•€π•‘π•–π•”π•šπ•’π• 𝕑𝕣𝕠π•₯𝕖𝕔π•₯𝕖𝕕 π•—π• π•Ÿπ•₯. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 π•”π•’π•Ÿπ•Ÿπ• π•₯ 𝕔𝕠𝕑π•ͺ π•šπ•₯. 𝔾𝕠 𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕, π•₯𝕣π•ͺ.
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December 2017

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October 2018

Adapt created, quest activated, now we Jebaited

twitchquotes: Jebaited BATTLECRY OUTDATED Jebaited DISCOVERY OVERRATED Jebaited ADAPT CREATED Jebaited QUEST ACTIVATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited
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February 2017

Hearthstone

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