[Copypasta] i just love typing in chat K A P P A

twitchquotes: i just love typing in chat K A P P A it makes me feel so safe and good inside, its almost like eating Fruit Loops(TM) with sum good ass milk watching Dexter's Laboratory (Cartoon Network back when it was good) on a Sunday Morning back when my parents were still together, so I will now do it: Kappa
twitch chat
August 2019
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!

ACHOOโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคง๐ŸคงWhat was thatโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Uh-oh ๐Ÿ˜ฏ looks like you just got ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ the Delta variant! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Donโ€™t you know ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคค the world ๐ŸŒ HOE Organization ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘… called it the most DOMINANT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ strain since the start of the ๐Ÿ—“ PANTIE-DEMIC ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ No more touching daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿผ until you wash ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงฝyour dirty ๐Ÿพnasty ๐Ÿคข little ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผfingers โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿปfor 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐Ÿงผ and water ๐Ÿ’ง ๐Ÿ‘… otherwise it doesnโ€™t count ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก Time to stop ๐Ÿ›‘ spreading the germs ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค’and start spreading ๐Ÿ˜งyour legs๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿปbecause everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธhas to keep TWERKING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆfrom home! ๐Ÿก SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ other coronavirus cucks ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿปotherwise Fuckboy Fauci ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ is cumming for you ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†
August 2021

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Coronavirus

COVID

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat
twitch chat
January 2017

Dota 2

Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time (I'm on satellite internet). When will you review the cards for the upcoming "Curse of Naxxramas" expansion?
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Roach boy =)

twitchquotes: no stories need bro =) yur on welfare not me=p so how is no job going for ya anyway? bottom feeding like your parents before u =) atta boy! stay at the bottom =) be a good lil roach. my job wouldnt be such a joke if it wasnt for u fools =) keep me comfy at the top =) its good to sit above roaches like u =)
twitch chat
June 2015
Reynad

Szechuan sauce at McDonald's

"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!โ€. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, โ€œWUBBALUBBA DUB DUBโ€ whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesnโ€™t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.
October 2017

Rick and Morty

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