[Copypasta] I smoke the weed everyday

twitchquotes: I smoke the weed everyday, I too am a Marijuana consumer. 420 is my favourite number. By the way, did I mention that I hit that kush good. I'm so high right now, becuase of all the weed I smoke. 420 Blaze it fam, life is good.
twitch chat
August 2019
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Give me a second guys, Dex says

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy
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January 2019
Kripp

It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary โ€œSneakyโ€ Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William โ€œMeteosโ€ Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. โ€œI got the meat right here for you baby.โ€ Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneakyโ€™s lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
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July 2015
Sneaky

KappaPride

League of Legends

COPERINO๏ปฟ FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ YOU COPERINO๏ปฟ FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ
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November 2014
Kripp

Hey man, it's Mark from History 101

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September 2015
Kripp

Hello Kripp, proud brony here

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (โœฟโ˜ฏโ€ฟโ˜ฏโœฟ) ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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