[Copypasta] I smoke the weed everyday

twitchquotes: I smoke the weed everyday, I too am a Marijuana consumer. 420 is my favourite number. By the way, did I mention that I hit that kush good. I'm so high right now, becuase of all the weed I smoke. 420 Blaze it fam, life is good.
twitch chat
August 2019
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I love my new hat KappaClaus

twitchquotes: I love my new hat KappaClaus but it's too hot lemme take it off KappaRoss damn my hair is messy lemme fix it NotLikeThis ahh much better Kappa
twitch chat
April 2016
Trick2g

I need a hyper improvement platform

twitchquotes: Micheal, in this brand new season full of unexpected challenges and adventures in the world that is solo q, what can I / We / YOUR VIEWERS use in order to maximise our game knowledge and as a result increase our chance of getting higher ranks, I need a hyper improvement platform man, hit me up!
twitch chat
January 2015
imaqtpie

Nazi doge

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ascii art
November 2014

Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ Ν β€’ Ω„Νœ β€’ ΰΌ½ Κœα΄‡ΚŸΚŸα΄ ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏʀᴏsα΄€Ι΄! α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄›Κœα΄‡ sα΄€ΚŸα΄›-α΄›Κ€α΄œα΄„α΄‹-α΄…Κ€Ιͺᴠᴇʀ. Ιͺ'ᴍ Κœα΄‡Κ€α΄‡ ᴛᴏ α΄…α΄‡ΚŸΙͺᴠᴇʀ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 69 ᴛᴏɴs ᴏꜰ α΄©α΄œΚ€α΄‡ sα΄€ΚŸα΄› κœ°Κ€α΄α΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ κœ°α΄€α΄α΄α΄œs sα΄€ΚŸα΄›α΄Ιͺɴᴇ "üʙᴇʀᴋÀᴋᴇɴᴋᴏᴛᴒɴ" ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄€ΚŸα΄©s. Ιͺꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'α΄… ʟΙͺᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sα΄€ΚŸα΄›, ΚŸα΄‡α΄› ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴑ! ɒᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ sΙͺΚ€! ΰΌΌ Ν β€’ Ω„Νœ β€’ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp has contracted Casualitis

twitchquotes: The average length of Kripp's stream has decreased over the past 3 years from an average length of 11 hours to the current average of 5 hours. In 2 more years, Kripp will stream for 0 hours. What's the cause? Sources say Kripp has contracted a terminal illness - Casualitis. Soon he will join Katarrian in Heaven. BibleThump
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp
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