[Copypasta] Copypasta jokes are not funny

As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

twitchquotes: As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? PogChamp

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January 2018

Overwatch

Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub

twitchquotes: Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon

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January 2019

Classic

KappaPride

If that's not his knee then wha...

twitchquotes: If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... Kappa

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February 2015

Kripp

Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Twitch Armies

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the PJSalt

Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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February 2015

Kripp

MODS

salty

What the hell are both of these teams doing?

twitchquotes: What the hell are both of these teams doing? I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. I can't believe I'm being held back by my teammates this bad. Any orgs feel free to DM me.

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June 2021

[Copypasta] Copypasta jokes are not funny

As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

Overwatch

Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub

Classic

KappaPride

If that's not his knee then wha...

Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Twitch Armies

MODS

salty

What the hell are both of these teams doing?

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