[Copypasta] Copypasta jokes are not funny

Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

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September 2021

I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

twitchquotes: Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

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November 2014

imaqtpie

what is the point of spamming in chat?

twitchquotes: what is the point of spamming in chat?? all you do is send some pixels to some other guy in his 30's who is pretending to be an idiot... wow what an accomplishment 󠀀

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January 2022

I hate Twitch Chat

Flex your Dongers for Harambe

twitchquotes: ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ Flex your Dongers for Harambe! ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ Flex your Dongers for Harambe! ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

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August 2016

Harambe

Pennywise 2

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November 2019

[Copypasta] Copypasta jokes are not funny

Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

what is the point of spamming in chat?

I hate Twitch Chat

Flex your Dongers for Harambe

Harambe

Pennywise 2

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