[Copypasta] I am a muricunt born in America

twitchquotes: I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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July 2014
imaqtpie

EU vs NA

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DONGER TO ME

twitchquotes: โŠนโ‹›โ‹‹( เบˆู„อœเบˆ )โ‹Œโ‹šโŠน DONGER TO ME, SQWAAK โŠนโ‹›โ‹‹( เบˆู„อœเบˆ )โ‹Œโ‹šโŠน
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The focus of a champion

twitchquotes: Sometimes I think the stream froze, but nope. Its just Michael Santana staring into the monitor and mouth breathing while remaining perfectly still. The focus of a champion.
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Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: โœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out โœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* โœ“ *FUCK man* โœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โœ“ *I love it dude* โœ“ *Epic nice dude* โœ“ *Just gonna go shop* โœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? โœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โœ“.
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imaqtpie

Uncle Moe Lester

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie My niece turn 14 today and she's watching your stream Can you please say "Happy birthday Lea from uncle Moe Lester" ?
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November 2014
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I deserve challenjour

twitchquotes: qt how do i get out of elo hell ive been bronze 5 for 3 years now i main janna adc and i build 5 spirit visages but i keep dying to the golems even when i use smite i know i deserve challenjour so pls help me out senpai masteronii
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imaqtpie

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