[Copypasta] I am a muricunt born in America

twitchquotes: I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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July 2014
imaqtpie

EU vs NA

I used to be a real ad
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Aspirations and dreams

twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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December 2014
imaqtpie

Is there an anime character stronger than Imaqtpie?

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie, Is there an anime character stronger than Imaqtpie? And I’m referring to TWITCH TV Imaqtpie with the Eternal and many PJSALT (with the REDDIT MEME ability) equipped with his 4-20 Heimerdonger and control over Jhin and Lucian, a completely monochrome screen, with Faker's DNA implanted in his chest so he can masterfully type /ff, demoted to D3 as well as being extremely skilled in League of legend
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August 2016
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs

twitchquotes: Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
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October 2014
imaqtpie

Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: β””( Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β””( Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)┐ βœ“ amazW βœ“ krippW βœ“ trumpW βœ“ reynadW βœ“ kolentoW βœ“ bajW βœ“ dewW βœ“ emjaneW βœ“ forsenW βœ“ krippW βœ“ loidW βœ“ mitchW βœ“ reckW βœ“ sodaW βœ“ taymooW βœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED
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March 2015
imaqtpie

plebs vs subs

level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops

twitchquotes: Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMβ„’. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
twitch chat
February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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