[Copypasta] legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iโ€™m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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November 2019
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Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill

twitchquotes: ,/โ•ฒ/\โ•ญเผผ KKona เผฝโ•ฎ/\โ•ฑ \ Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill ,/โ•ฒ/\โ•ญเผผ KKona เผฝโ•ฎ/\โ•ฑ \
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October 2015
Reynad

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘
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August 2018

And for a moment the two felt unsalted

twitchquotes: I love salt too.โ€ Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Krippโ€™s and smirked. โ€œAre you trying to top-deck me?โ€ protests Kripparroni, as Saltnad blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. โ€œWeak tempo play, Reynad.โ€ The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted.
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November 2014
Kripp

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โ€œRatioโ€ shut up. Shut the fuck up

โ€œRatioโ€ shut up. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares! Youโ€™re gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the fuck up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now itโ€™s borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your retarded comment. Take my advice and shut the fuck up!
July 2021

Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donโ€™t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa
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November 2014
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