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One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now I’m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I am wondering if you are selling cat meat
Wanna buy some dongers?
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༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ Psst… Moderator, you wanna buy some dongers?
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ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning
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fun fact: ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning. the SAM is for his name, Samuel. the E stands for "electronic" since he plays electronic games
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Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
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Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
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Fedora McTippersen, president of the ultimate gentleman Reddit Group
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Hey there Mister Michael Santana, i'm Fedora McTippersen, president of the ultimate gentleman Reddit Group. We come to contact you in great euphoria to ask if you wanna join us in our path to enlight the world about atheism. Goodnight, M'lord.
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