[Copypasta] legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now I’m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
twitch chat
November 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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HandsUp

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ascii art
September 2020

Time is tickling

Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND πŸ’ŒπŸ“² this 🀳 to TEN (πŸ”Ÿ) FESTIVE FREAKS πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ•Ί if u get πŸ”Ÿ BACK your a 🀀😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE πŸ˜πŸ§¦πŸŽπŸ’πŸ˜»πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham πŸ™ˆπŸ·πŸ€ͺπŸͺ΅πŸ”₯πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ but if u get 0️⃣ back 😡 u got a πŸ”₯ DRY CπŸ…ΎοΈAL CUNT πŸ§†πŸŒ΅πŸ˜°πŸ˜­πŸ˜±πŸ₯²πŸ‘
December 2023

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TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"

twitchquotes: TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
twitch chat
November 2019

An Urgot main

twitchquotes: Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

Kripp

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp
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