twitchquotes:
One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iām "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
twitch chat
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas
a tesla drives down the street in 2021
the year is 2021
A tesla drives down the street
unknowing of the danger behind it
a beast of American metal and lightning
The driver realizes he is in danger in his commie-fornia shoebox
He presses the pussy pedal as hard as he can
It cannot save him, he can hear the music already
"THIS IS GAWWWWWD'S COUNTRRRRRYYYYYYY"
He realizes he is already dead
In an instant he becomes like a fly in the grill of a truck
In the grill of the Ford F-150 EV
It stops for no one
WallStreetBets
k3soju it's a neighth
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. Hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. Suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. Twitch chat watch as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. He stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
k3soju
Teamfight Tactics
Yo Mama guy
ā ā£“ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā”§ā ā ā
ā¢øā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£¾ā£ā ā ā
ā ā £ā¢“ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢°ā£¤ā£¤ā ¶ā£ā£ ā”¤ā ā£ā ā£ā ā ā£ ā”ā ā ā¢ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā »ā”¦ā
ā ā£°ā”ā¢ā”ā ā¢ ā”ā ā¢ā”ā ā ā ā ā¢øā ā ā ā ā ā ā ¾ā æā”¤ā ā ā ā ā ³ā ¶ā ŗā£æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£¤ā ¤ā “ā ā
ā ā¢¾ā£¤ā£æā¢ā”ā¢øā”ā£ ā£æā”ā ā”ā ā¢ ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£ā¢ā”ā¢¦ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£Æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā »ā£¾ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā”æā ā ā ā£æā ā §ā ¼ā ³ā ¶ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£“ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢·ā”ā ā ā ā ā”°ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ ā£¤ā¢¤ā£ā ā¢»ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā£ā£“ā ā ā¢»ā ā£ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā”¾ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢·ā ā¢¢ā”ā ā °ā ¶ā”¶ā ā ā ā£¾ā ā ā”ā¢»ā£§ā ā ā£¦ā”ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā¢æā£°ā£ā¢øā£ā”ā£ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ā£ā£ā£ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£æā ā¢øā ā ā£¼ā£æā ā¢»ā”ā ā¢øā”ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢¹ā ā ā ā »ā”ā °ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ ā”“ā ā ā£ā£ā£ā£ā£¹ā£¦ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ¹ā£øā ā¢ ā£æā£æā”ā¢øā”ā ā æā£ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢øā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ¹ā”ā¢øā£æā£æā”ā£øā ā ā ā¢øā”
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ³ā£¶ā ā ā£ā£»ā£æā ā ā ā ā ā ·ā ¶ā ¶ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢¹ā”ā£æā ā¢ ā£¤ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ±ā£¤ā”ā ā ā ¹ā£ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā”¤ā ¶ā¢®ā£øā ā ā¢ā”¹ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā »ā£
ā ā ā ā¢¹ā£ā ā ā¢ ā£¤ā”ā ā ā ā ā æā ¶ā ¶ā ¾ā ā ā ā ā ā£¤ā ā ā øā£ā£ā£¼ā¢”ā£¤ā£¤ā µā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ·ā£ā ā ā¢æā”ā ā¢ ā”æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢¹ā”ā¢øā”ā ā ā ā£æā£¶ā£¼ā£æā£æā£ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢»ā£ā ā¢·ā ā£¾ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ ā”¾ā ā£øā”æā ā£·ā£ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā£ā£
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£½ā”ā ā ā¢ā£ā¢ā£ā£ā£ā£ā£ā£¤ā£¤ā”“ā ā ā ā ā£“ā ā ā ā£·ā ā ā æā¢æā£æā”æā æā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā »ā£„ā£æā£¶ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£©ā”ā æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā øā ā ā ā ā£ā£§ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£æā ā ā”¶ā ā¢»ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£æā ā¢§ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£øā ā ā ā¢·ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£“ā ā ā ā ā¢øā”ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£øā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā”¾ā ā ā ā ā ā¢Øā”ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ā£ ā “ā ā ā¢¹ā”ā ā ā ā¢ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ā£¤ā”“ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢øā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£ā”¤ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ³ā£ā ā ā¢ā£ā£ā£¤ā”¤ā¢“ā£¶ā æā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£“ā£¾ā£Æā£„ā£¤ā ¤ā¢¤ā£¤ā£ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢æā”ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā”¾ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ³ā¢¤ā£ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā¢ā£¼ā£§ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā£¼ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
Learn the ways of the Russians
twitchquotes:
Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND.
twitch chat
Forsen
DansGame
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā