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[Copypasta]legs man or a breasts man
twitchquotes:One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iβm "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iβm "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
twitchquotes:WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS. (dont copy paste this) WE WONT COPY PASTE ANYTHING WE HAVE STANDARDS. (dont copy paste this)
π BAN π ONE π ELEPHANT π AND π YOU π GET π THE π WHOLE π PARADE π
I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
twitchquotes:Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre *** dead, kiddo.
Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre *** dead, kiddo.
When you clean your vacuum cleaner
twitchquotes:When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?