[Copypasta] TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"

twitchquotes: TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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A dirty joke from the 1400s...

A dirty joke from the 1400s... In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. โ€œLook also on the other side,โ€ said the poor creature, โ€œmy husband has sometimes taken that road.โ€ From โ€œThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioโ€, a joke book published in the 1400โ€™s by Poggio Bracciolini
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People Who Fake Disorders Be Like

Red is the color of blood and thatโ€™s offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me. A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more. Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโ€ฆ this is Dream ๐ŸŽพ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐Ÿ”ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅธ *switches back to Zay๐Ÿ”ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐Ÿ˜Ž but you didnโ€™t believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐Ÿ˜œ
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This guy's DDOS is crazy

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect programโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI streamed that perfectly"!!!
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โข”โข’โกฟโ ฏโ ฅโขฆโฃฆโฃพโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโขฎโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโฃฟโฃโกดโก”โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃฆโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฝโ โขฐโฃขโฃถโฃฆโฃŒโ  โ ดโ †โ ˜โฃ€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โ โ €โข‚โ ˜โขปโข›โฃ›โ ฟโฃโ โ €โ ผโฃโกดโฃ–โฃซโ ™โ ™โ ฟโกณโก…โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ‚โ ฐโ €โ €โ ˆโก„โข โข“โฃบโข‡โก‡โฃŠโ โ €โ ‰โ โ ฒโ ’โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ …โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃจโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโขธโ „โ „โฃธโฃทโกฆโฃ„โขคโ „โข„โก€โฃ€โ คโ  โก€โ €โ ˆโก„โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โ โ ™โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โขพโ ˜โข โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃชโฃฎโฃถโฃธโฃฎโฃ–โฃขโฃŒโ โ €โ โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โขโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโกซโขบโกฉโ โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃจโก—โ ‰โ ‚โ Šโ €โ € โ €โ €โกˆโ ‚โ €โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ †โกธโฃนโกฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฑโฃ™โ ซโ งโ ทโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข โ ‡โ €โ €โข‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ •โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโกทโฃถโฃพโ ฟโ ’โกโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‡โ ปโ ฝโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃฟโฃปโกŸโ โ ฐโฃฏโก•โกฐโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฉโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ฌโฃโ ฑโ จโ ฏโ ›โ ™โขโ €โข€โก€โฃจโก€โ คโขšโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ „โ ฐโกถโ ฒโขฆโ “โ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ กโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โ €โข€โ „โ Šโ ‰โ ™โ ‘โ ’โ Šโ ‰โ €โ €
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