[Copypasta] HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY

twitchquotes: 🚚🚚🚚HAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY to all my freedom🗜loving hoes💊👅👅👅who put the 🍑in IM🍑MENT😛😛😛looks like donald💰🀮finally got caught👩‍✈👚‍✈trying to call daddy ukraine🇺🇊🇺🇊 to take out hoe biden🧓🏻🔥 but now we need to RIDE🏇CUMgress 🏛raw😩😩👅👅 so they can’t back down, send this to🔟of your💃🏻wokest📝woes🔥🍌or say 👋BYE to ur independence🙏🏻😩eating that IMPEACHMENT🇺🇞DAY🇺🇞ASS 🍑is the only ethical👌form of consumption😋😋😋under late capitalism💞💵💎💶so WE’RE ALL EATING TODAY☭☭☭🍆🔥💊👅
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