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I apologize, as my English is rather substandard
At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down?
I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me.
"Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down."
"I disagree"
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Asked for two beefy cholos at taco bell, I'm so embarrassed, I thought it was a menu item, instead two chefs came out from the back and massaged my prostate