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I used to be a real ad
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’!
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’! Iβm glad that the internet is so free! Isnβt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itβs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iβm sure they wonβt abuse it! Thank you Verizonβ’! I love Verizonβ’! Donβt you love Verizonβ’?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonβ’! Canβt you see theyβre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donβt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonβ’! Thank you Verizonβ’! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying βthis is whatβs best for a free and open internetβ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Net Neutrality
Stop the Rick and Morty copypastas
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Just shut the fuck up. This copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the show, and it was obviously a joke. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think that was ever said seriously? But it makes fun of something which is popular, and therefore popular to shit on among the contrarians on Reddit. Come on, really. I actually do have to wonder about the IQs of people who like that pretentious copypasta. You know, I sometimes can't help but superiorly smirk as I imagine their dumb faces struggling to understand words on a mere internet webpage. In fact, I sometimes find myself in paroxysms of ironic Schadenfreude as I envision the visages of the aforementioned Slow-in-the-minds waging war with the Cultural Artifact they proclaim to be analyzing, only to fall, slack-jawed, back into their insensate stupor, the proverbial Undiscovered Country, "from whose bourn no traveler returns" .
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Rick and Morty
Ban one elephant
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π BAN π ONE π ELEPHANT π AND π YOU π GET π THE π WHOLE π PARADE π
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat
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