[Copypasta] If coronavirus touches your name you're infected

twitchquotes: monkaS If the coronavirus touches your name ⎝ 🦠 ⎠ you’re infected. monkaS
twitch chat
February 2020
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League of Legends

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
May 2019
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Ben Shapiro destroys another leftist

"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?" Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?" Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-" Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?" Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-" Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?" Reporter: (silence) Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o." (Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question) "B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o." Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-" (The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben) All: "And Bingo was his name-o!" (Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
October 2021

Ben Shapiro

Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ is οΌ°ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ οΌ·οΌ¨οΌ‘οΌ΄ οΌ΄οΌ¨οΌ₯ FACK? οΌ·ο½ˆο½™ are you ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ a MO21? οΌ© remember ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž you ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½… a ο½™ο½ο½•ο½Žο½‡ boy ο½ο½Žο½„ you ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ο½ŽοΌ‡ο½” dare ο½”ο½ο½•ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½”οΌŽ I'm ο½„ο½‰ο½“ο½“ο½ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½‰ο½Ž you ο½“ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ Rip ο½‰ο½Ž ο½ο½…ο½ο½ο½…ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½“
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

im not homophobic, just extremely racist

Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that
July 2021
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