[Copypasta] Awooga Awooga

twitchquotes: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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February 2020
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Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฅ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ผก ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
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Kripp

Applejack

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘.โ€™.โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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If the human body is 75% water...

twitchquotes: If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa
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