[Copypasta] Awooga Awooga

twitchquotes: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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February 2020
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"Unsponsored Hero Academy 2โ„ข Stream

twitchquotes: It is the 2018 Oscars and Tom Hanks stands at the podium to announce Best Actor. โ€œBoy,โ€ he says, โ€œwe got a real competition this year! Johnny Depp, Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney, anyone could win!โ€ The world holds its breath to see who will win the most prestigious acting award in the world. โ€œWow!โ€ says Hanks. โ€œI donโ€™t believe it! The winner is Kripparrian in his โ€˜Unsponsoredโ€™ Hero Academy 2โ„ข Stream!โ€
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March 2018

Obama Not Bad

โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ•โ•โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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July 2015

BibleThump

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Solo is one of my favorite Star Wars movies

twitchquotes: Action-packed, fast-paced while exploring deeper themes of oppression, power, and values... what's not to love?! Solo is personally one of my favorite Star Wars movies. Plenty of throwbacks to the old films while offering some foreshadowing. [$0.25 deposited in your PayPalโ„ข. Remember to delete this part before posting]
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September 2018

sellout

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twitchquotes: To ฬผฬœอˆอ”ฬฐiฬฒอ…อ“ฬฌฬœอ“ฬณnฬชฬนvฬจอšฬœฬชฬ อ‰ฬอ‰oอ•ฬคฬ˜ฬปฬฎฬ˜ฬญkฬฆฬฆฬ–ฬ ฬชeอ‡อŽอ…ฬ™ฬ– ฬญฬ—อšฬ tฬปฬฅhอœฬปeฬฒฬฉฬฃฬฉ ฬ–ฬนhฬฏฬŸiอ•vอฬผอ™อ–ฬฎอฬžeอกฬบอ™อ‰ฬฆ-อฬฅฬปmฬทฬคiอ“nฬปฬฑอฬผฬผdอŸอ–ฬœฬฬฐฬณฬฑอ‡ ฬ อฬณrฬทฬฃeฬฑอŽฬŸprฬฌeอ€ฬญฬ—ฬซฬ–อ–ฬœอ“sฬตฬ—ฬฒอ‰ฬญฬคenอŸฬฅฬฃtฬจฬฌอ”ฬฃฬผฬนฬ˜iฬถฬผอšฬปฬปnฬฌgอ˜ฬฑฬ—ฬฉฬฏฬญฬฌ ฬปอ…ฬปฬฎฬชฬฌcอžhฬฏฬผอ‡ฬฅaoอŸฬซฬณฬญฬฒฬนฬฒs.อžฬ™อ“ฬฒอ…ออ‰ อ–อŽฬณอ•Iอ€nฬญฬฒฬปฬžฬซฬ ฬซvฬ›ฬฏออ…ฬžฬ˜ฬผฬฎoฬฌkฬปฬบอšอ…ฬฒอ–iฬขnฬตอ‡อ–ฬผg อ“ฬบอˆฬฌฬžอ–อ‰tฬฐอ•ฬŸฬญฬฑฬฉhฬงฬ ฬชอ•อ™อ“ฬ˜ฬeอฬฑอ–อ”อ…อ™ อขฬซฬฒฬคfฬธฬปฬฃฬฐอ”ฬณฬชอšeฬฏeฬฃฬคฬฃฬซlอ€ฬคiฬขฬฒฬฉnา‰ฬฒฬนgฬตฬœฬบฬ™อˆอ”ฬฆฬผ อฬผฬ˜อ™ฬนอฬŸฬปoฬขฬŸฬบฬนฬฎfอœ อŸอ–อ•cฬธฬ ฬคhฬ ฬ™อ‡อ‰aฬ•ฬณอosฬกฬฆ.ฬฆอˆฬฑฬฑฬฬฃ ออ‡ฬ—อ–ฬฉฬฃฬฃWฬจอŽฬฑฬฌฬžอ“ฬผiฬฐอŽฬ–tฬณฬœฬฉอ•ฬฌอ•h อœฬžฬบอ‡ฬคฬซฬคoอ“อ“ฬฎฬคuฬžฬ—ฬฐฬฎฬ˜tอฬผ ฬ–ฬบอ…ฬณฬฉฬฆฬoอ•ฬrอ”อ“ฬ—dอŸอ‡ฬฉฬ™eฬญฬปฬซฬญฬฏฬฃrฬธอ‰ฬฏฬ ฬฏฬฅฬบ.ฬบฬผอšฬณฬ˜อˆอˆ อŸฬฎฬณอ‰ฬ–Tฬ›ฬฆฬ ฬ™อฬปอšอ–hอŸeอˆฬชฬ™ฬ—ฬฐฬ– ฬ›ฬ อ…ฬนฬœฬฒฬžอ–NอŸอ”ฬชฬผฬฌฬ—อ‰eฬซอ”ฬผอ‰ฬนzฬฌฬ pอกฬฏอˆฬฐฬฏฬซeอ€ฬชอ–อ‰อ“ฬผอ‡rอฬปdฬฒiอœอ“ฬปฬณฬผฬ˜aฬงอˆฬฒnอ˜อ‰ฬฎฬปอˆฬฏ อšฬผฬhฬฏฬฐฬžฬฅอ‰อˆiฬทอ“ฬ–อ…อ“ฬŸvฬทฬญอŽฬณฬฐeอ‡อ”อฬฉฬญ-ฬ ฬŸฬฃฬบฬฑฬฃฬนmอฬฌฬณอšฬ™iฬฬญnฬชอ–ฬณdอŸฬป ฬžฬ อ”ฬนoฬขฬ–ฬบอˆอ“อ–อŽfฬญฬฌฬฅอฬณฬœ ฬฃฬฃฬชฬปฬนฬฅฬ™cอขhฬถaฬ›ฬผฬ™ฬžฬœฬฎอ“oอขอ“ฬฃอ…อ•อ™ฬซฬฉsอ™.อขอŽฬฑฬนฬณอฬซอš า‰อ“อ•ฬฑฬŸอ“Zอ€อ”อˆอ“ฬ™ฬฎฬฎฬญaอ€lฬžฬฅอŽฬœgฬo.อขฬปอ‰อš อ•ฬฆอ–ฬนอ™ฬ™อ“Hฬ˜อ‡ฬ–eอ อกฬฐฬนฬญwhฬบฬบอ”อ™oอ•ฬ–ฬฑอ•ฬ–ฬžอ‰ ฬฆWฬบaฬ–ฬฑฬ™ฬ™ฬฌฬบฬ˜iฬ˜ฬปฬฎฬฒtอ™sฬตอˆ ฬ•ฬŸBฬ›ฬฏeอ˜อ”hiอ…ฬบnอ˜อ•อšฬฃฬŸฬผd อ ฬŸTฬตฬžhอ€ฬ˜ฬญฬฬญฬบeฬธฬฃอ‡ อ€ฬ˜ฬ–ฬ–ฬŸฬชฬผฬžWฬงอ™ฬฑฬ aฬซll.ฬฑฬฅฬฃอ™ฬคฬฎอ… ฬฉอ™อฬอ”ZอฬฒฬฬœฬนฬนฬฑAฬดอ•ฬฒฬฅฬŸอ–อˆฬญLอžฬฃGอ‡อ™ฬฃฬžOฬธฬ–ออ•!ฬ›ฬป
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