[Copypasta] Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation...

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February 2020
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Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle

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Jarnitro's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
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When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

twitchquotes: Wสœแด‡ษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› ษช แด˜ส€แด‡แด›แด‡ษดแด… สœแด‡ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› แดแด‡. ษช ษขแด แด…แดแดกษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแด‡แด› แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœส€แดแด€แด› แด€ษดแด… แด€แด ษชษด แดกแด€ส€แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sแด›แดแดแด€แด„สœ. แด›สœแด‡ษด ษช ษขแด แด…แด‡แด‡แด˜แด‡ส€ ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษช แด€แด แดแด€แด…แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษขแดสŸแด…. แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sษชแด›s แดษด แด›แดษชสŸแด‡แด› แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แด‡แด‡s แดแด‡. ษช แด€แด sแด€แด… ษช แด€แด ษดแด สŸแดษดษขแด‡ส€ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ า“แดแดแด…. แด›สœแด‡ษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด‡แด€แด›s แดแด‡ แด€ษขแด€ษชษด.
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Spam so I may stay warm

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