[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hillπŸ—»πŸž So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬 πŸ…±οΈut Jack got a shockπŸ˜³πŸ™ŒπŸ’― And a mouthful of cockπŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ† Cause Jill’s real name is RπŸ…°οΈndy 😈
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March 2020
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself

twitchquotes: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog
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twitchquotes: haHAA : mommy! kripp just read my message! HotPokket : who's kripp honey? haHAA : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, BabyRage here's a picture of him. HotPokket Clap KKona Clap way to go son \ haHAA /
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