[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hillπŸ—»πŸž So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬 πŸ…±οΈut Jack got a shockπŸ˜³πŸ™ŒπŸ’― And a mouthful of cockπŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ† Cause Jill’s real name is RπŸ…°οΈndy 😈
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March 2020
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Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: β””( Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β””( Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)┐ βœ“ amazW βœ“ krippW βœ“ trumpW βœ“ reynadW βœ“ kolentoW βœ“ bajW βœ“ dewW βœ“ emjaneW βœ“ forsenW βœ“ krippW βœ“ loidW βœ“ mitchW βœ“ reckW βœ“ sodaW βœ“ taymooW βœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED
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March 2015
imaqtpie

plebs vs subs

Play the greatest game of all time, Cookie Clicker

twitchquotes: Kripp, you are called casual all day everyday and I say it is time to stop. If you truly wish to play a mans game, Play the greatest game of all time, Cookie Clicker. Nothing is more hardcore and less p2w than the masterpiece that is cookie clicker. Play that on stream and never be called casual ever again.
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October 2014
Kripp

You don't let Perfect World organize next time

twitchquotes: BrokeBack You are running Dota 2 Major. You let Perfect World organize because you think they can do it. Perfect World instantly shit on Shanghai major. Everyone lose their shit. You don't let Perfect World organize next time because you're not stupid. BrokeBack
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February 2016
Dota Major

Dota 2

Be careful, selling out can affect a stream near you.

twitchquotes: It has come to my understanding that our very own Forsken has turned in to a sellout. He no longer reads chat but only reads the $2 donations he gets. He accuses Frump of being a sellout, but is actually now worse than Frump. Please copy and paste this message to spread awareness. Be careful, selling out can affect a stream near you.
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November 2014
Forsen

sellout

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