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[Copypasta]Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan?
twitchquotes:Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
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Tiffany's chandelier
twitchquotes:I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicoptersā¦ He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulā¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicoptersā¦ He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulā¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.
āæ Kripp druid coming through āæ watch out at rank 22 āæ
twitchquotes:āæ Kripp druid coming through āæ watch out at rank 22 āæ
āæ Kripp druid coming through āæ watch out at rank 22 āæ
Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearāmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart āyou know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldāitās true!ābut when youāre a conservative Republican they tryāoh, do they do a numberāthatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneāyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantagedābut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meāit would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was rightāwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisonersānow it used to be three, now itās fourābut when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 yearsābut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearāmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart āyou know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldāitās true!ābut when youāre a conservative Republican they tryāoh, do they do a numberāthatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneāyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantagedābut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meāit would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was rightāwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisonersānow it used to be three, now itās fourābut when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 yearsābut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
This is the shittiest reply ever
twitchquotes:This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not āpositionsā in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not āpositionsā in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
