[Copypasta] Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan?

twitchquotes: Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ šŸ¦ 
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March 2020
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Atheists ā€¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real?

Iā€™m not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering. Atheists ā€¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection ā€¦ all of it. What then?
June 2022

It can only be described as a Twisting Nether

twitchquotes: I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
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December 2014
Kripp

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M-mr Kripp could you p-please stop crying

twitchquotes: monkaS ā˜ļø m-mr kripp could you p-please stop crying
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March 2017
Kripp

My chat experience is ruined with dinger spam

twitchquotes: I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.
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September 2014
imaqtpie
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