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[Copypasta]Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan?
twitchquotes:Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
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I am a Volunteer Twitch Moderator
twitchquotes:You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Twitch Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Twitch Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearāmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart āyou know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldāitās true!ābut when youāre a conservative Republican they tryāoh, do they do a numberāthatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneāyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantagedābut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meāit would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was rightāwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisonersānow it used to be three, now itās fourābut when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 yearsābut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearāmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart āyou know, if youāre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iām one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldāitās true!ābut when youāre a conservative Republican they tryāoh, do they do a numberāthatās why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneāyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weāre a little disadvantagedābut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meāit would have been so easy, and itās not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatās going to happen and he was rightāwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatās going on with the four prisonersānow it used to be three, now itās fourābut when it was three and even now, I would have said itās all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donāt, they havenāt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itās gonna take them about another 150 yearsābut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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Lego City copypasta collection
Prepare for landing at LEGO city airport. The giant passenger plane has just arrived. Lower the luggage, and prepare for boarding. Hey! Build the stairs, board the passengers, and take off! The airport collection from LEGO city.
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There's a new fire station at LEGO city! Build the new fire station! Start the fire trucks! And rush out the garage! Hey! Open the garage door! Race to the rescue! And save your city! The new fire collection from LEGO city.
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Emergency in LEGO city harbour! The big container ship is on fire! Quick! To the fire station! You can launch the new fire boat! Hey! You can build the fire boat! Attach the motor! And rush out to put out the fire! The new fireboat is fast! Powerful! And perfect for the job! You can save the day! With the new fire boat in LEGO city! Batteries not included. Each set sold separately.
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There is a traffic jam at LEGO city. Stop! The main bridge is out and needs to be repaired! Hey! Bring in the giant crane, rig the crane, lift up the heavy road and help your city! The construction collection from LEGO city.
There's a new fire station at LEGO city! Build the new fire station! Start the fire trucks! And rush out the garage! Hey! Open the garage door! Race to the rescue! And save your city! The new fire collection from LEGO city.
The big container ship arrives at the new LEGO city harbour! Load the ship, with the big harbour crane! Hey! Build the crane, lift the heavy containers! Load the ship! And set out from the harbour! The new transport collection from LEGO city.
Emergency in LEGO city harbour! The big container ship is on fire! Quick! To the fire station! You can launch the new fire boat! Hey! You can build the fire boat! Attach the motor! And rush out to put out the fire! The new fireboat is fast! Powerful! And perfect for the job! You can save the day! With the new fire boat in LEGO city! Batteries not included. Each set sold separately.
Raid Shadow Legends changed my life
twitchquotes:i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
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