[Copypasta] Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
twitch chat
March 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Ads on imaqtpie's stream

twitchquotes: Hey QT, I was enjoying a session of ads on your stream recently, when it abruptly ended after only 45 minutes. Could you please fix this, me and my wife are eager to know how effective this kitchen cleaner will be!
twitch chat
August 2016
imaqtpie

Sense of pride and accomplishment

twitchquotes: The šŸ’° intent šŸ’° is šŸ’° to šŸ’° provide šŸ’° players šŸ’° with šŸ’° a šŸ’° sense šŸ’° of šŸ’° pride šŸ’° and šŸ’° accomplishment šŸ’° for šŸ’° unlocking šŸ’° different šŸ’° heroes. šŸ’° As šŸ’° for šŸ’° cost, šŸ’° we šŸ’° selected šŸ’° initial šŸ’° values šŸ’° based šŸ’° upon šŸ’° data šŸ’° from šŸ’° the šŸ’° Open šŸ’° Beta šŸ’° and šŸ’° other šŸ’° adjustments šŸ’° made šŸ’° to šŸ’° milestone šŸ’° rewards šŸ’° before šŸ’° launch. šŸ’° Among šŸ’° other šŸ’° things, šŸ’° we're šŸ’° looking šŸ’° at šŸ’° average šŸ’° per-player šŸ’° credit šŸ’° earn šŸ’° rates šŸ’° on šŸ’° a šŸ’° daily šŸ’° basis, šŸ’° and šŸ’° we'll šŸ’° be šŸ’° making šŸ’° constant šŸ’° adjustments šŸ’° to šŸ’° ensure šŸ’° that šŸ’° players šŸ’° have šŸ’° challenges šŸ’° that šŸ’° are šŸ’° compelling, šŸ’° rewarding, šŸ’° and šŸ’° of šŸ’° course šŸ’° attainable šŸ’° via šŸ’° gameplay. We šŸ’° appreciate šŸ’° the šŸ’° candid šŸ’° feedback, šŸ’° and šŸ’° the šŸ’° passion šŸ’° the šŸ’° community šŸ’° has šŸ’° put šŸ’° forth šŸ’° around šŸ’° the šŸ’° current šŸ’° topics šŸ’° here šŸ’° on šŸ’° Reddit, šŸ’° our šŸ’° forums šŸ’° and šŸ’° across šŸ’° numerous šŸ’° social šŸ’° media šŸ’° outlets. Our šŸ’° team šŸ’° will šŸ’° continue šŸ’° to šŸ’° make šŸ’° changes šŸ’° and šŸ’° monitor šŸ’° community šŸ’° feedback šŸ’° and šŸ’° update šŸ’° everyone šŸ’° as šŸ’° soon šŸ’° and šŸ’° as šŸ’° often šŸ’° as šŸ’° we šŸ’° can. šŸ’°
twitch chat
November 2017

I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

twitchquotes: į¶«į¶¦Ė¢įµ—įµ‰į¶° įµ˜įµ– įµįµ’įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³į¶ įµ˜į¶œįµįµ‰Ź³Ė¢ Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµƒŹ³įµ‰ įµƒį¶«į¶« įµƒį¶œįµ—į¶¦į¶°įµ Ź·įµƒŹø įµ’įµ˜įµ— įµ’į¶  Ź°įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµƒį¶°įµˆ į¶°įµ’įµ— įµƒį¶œįµ—į¶¦į¶°įµ į¶¦į¶° įµƒį¶œį¶œįµ’Ź³įµˆ Ź·į¶¦įµ—Ź° įµ—Ź·į¶¦įµ—į¶œŹ° įµ–įµ’į¶«į¶¦į¶œį¶¦įµ‰Ė¢ Ź·į¶¦įµ—Ź° įµƒį¶«į¶« įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµįµį¶¦į¶°įµ įµƒį¶°įµˆ Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµƒŹ³įµ‰ įµƒį¶«Ė¢įµ’ Ź³įµ˜į¶¦į¶°į¶¦į¶°įµ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ į¶œŹ°įµƒįµ— Ź·Ź°į¶¦į¶œŹ° į“µ įµ–įµƒŹø $4ā‹…99 įµƒ įµįµ’į¶°įµ—Ź° įµ—įµ’ įµ‰į¶°Ź²įµ’Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ į“µ Ė¢Ź·įµ‰įµƒŹ³ įµ—įµ’ įµįµ’įµˆ į¶¦į¶  į“µ Ė¢įµ‰įµ‰ įµƒį¶°Źøįµ’į¶°įµ‰ į¶œįµ’įµ–Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµ–įµƒĖ¢įµ—įµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ į“µ'įµ į¶œįµƒį¶«į¶«į¶¦į¶°įµ įµ—Ź°įµ‰ į¶œįµ’įµ–Ė¢
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: šŸ˜” How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account šŸ˜”
twitch chat
June 2017

I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering a W78 nuclear warhead with an explosive yield of 3x500 kilotons of TNT anywhere on the planet at Mach 23. People say to me that a person being a Minuteman III is impossible and Iā€™m ļ»æincredibly destructive but I donā€™t care. Iā€™m having Air Force Global Strike Command install new three-stage solid-fuel rocket engines and give me an $86 billion upgrade on my 59 foot body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ICBM" and respect my right to be in service until at least the 2030s. If you canā€™t accept me youā€™re missileophobe and need to check your local AFB for missile silos. Thank you, and I'll see you in WW3.
twitch chat
May 2017

I sexually Identify as

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