[Copypasta] Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
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March 2020
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If Mr. Beast was in charge of Squid Game.

Today I took 456 of the most poor and destitute people of Korea ( who are also of my subscribers ) and challenged them to a series of 6 EPIC kids games and the prize is 45.6 billion won. What they don't know is if they lose they die. If you end up liking the video please smash like. But first I have to talk about this episodes sponsor Honey. Honey is a free browser add on available on Google, Opera, Firefox, Safari, if it鈥檚 a browser it has Honey. Honey automatically saves you money when you checkout on sites Like Amazon. Papa John's. Kohl's. Wherever you shop it's a good chance that honey can save you money. All you have to do when you're checking out at these major sites click that little orange button and it will scan the entire internet And find discount codes for you. It takes two clicks to install Honey. Now anytime you checkout honey will scan the entire internet and find coupon codes for you. If there is a coupon code they will find it, and if there鈥檚 not a coupon code you can rest assured that you are getting the best price possible and there literally is not one available on the internet. If you install Honey right now you can save like 50 to 100 dollars on your Christmas shopping, doing nothing. There鈥檚 literally no reason not to install Honey, it takes two clicks, 10 million people use it, 100,000 5 star reviews, unless you hate money you should install Honey. If you want to install it just go to joinhoney.com/mrbeast, that鈥檚 joinhoney.com/mrbeast Now with that out of the way, ON WITH THE VIDEO Ok so we just brought them in and put them in their beds and this is insane. We literally have more than 450 here and we're going to see than play some games, for a bunch of money. Remember that every single person here is also a subscriber, on top of being financially destitute. So if you want a chance to receive tons and tons of money, make sure you hit the subscribe button down below as you can get a chance to play for money. Ok boys, its time to wake them up. I want Chris, Karl, Chandler, Nolan and Tareq to go down there and tell them the rules of the game. Here take these pink jumpsuits masks and these guns and go explain the situation to the subscribers. Ok so while the boys are going down I'm going to show you guys the first game our contestants are going to be playing.
October 2021

Squid Game

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad

twitchquotes: i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
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August 2016
Reynad

Classic

Trump nuclear ramble

Look, having nuclear鈥攎y uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart 鈥攜ou know, if you鈥檙e a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I鈥檓 one of the smartest people anywhere in the world鈥攊t鈥檚 true!鈥攂ut when you鈥檙e a conservative Republican they try鈥攐h, do they do a number鈥攖hat鈥檚 why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune鈥攜ou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we鈥檙e a little disadvantaged鈥攂ut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me鈥攊t would have been so easy, and it鈥檚 not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what鈥檚 going to happen and he was right鈥攚ho would have thought?), but when you look at what鈥檚 going on with the four prisoners鈥攏ow it used to be three, now it鈥檚 four鈥攂ut when it was three and even now, I would have said it鈥檚 all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don鈥檛, they haven鈥檛 figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it鈥檚 gonna take them about another 150 years鈥攂ut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
September 2021

Donald Trump

High IQ to understand Artifact

twitchquotes: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Artifact. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gameplay will go over a typical viewer's head
twitch chat
November 2018

Artifact

袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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March 2014
Kripp
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