[Copypasta] Please mod me I'm your mother

Become one with the awkward

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＲｅｙｎａｄｄａｒｅ，ｍｙｐａｌｍａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｆａｃｅ．Ｉｂｅｃｏｍｅｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｔｈｅａｗｋｗａｒｄ，ａｎｄｃｒｉｎｇｅ．Ｐｌｓｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ．

twitch chat

March 2014

bad scp writers be like

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January 2021

King Kamehameha

twitchquotes: Aloha Forsen, my name is King Kamehameha, King of Hawaii. I want to invite you to come to our tropical island paradise to teach us Cardstone. You will be compensated with a million palm leaves (over 10 million Swedish dollars). We would love to hear from you. Please no copypasterino

twitch chat

January 2015

Forsen

Hearthstone

xQc juicer fanfic

twitchquotes: Felix starts to notice my eyes are welling up with tears, he sits up quickly. "Oh nyooo, why are you crying?" He rubbed my tears away. "Maybe let's sleep. Can we talk in the morning?" I went silent and hugged him tight. I agreed to talk in the morning over breakfast. I climbed off of him and told him I was going to shower, he followed to the bathroom and undressed with me. "Oh is that right?" I asked him. He smiled and kissed my neck, we both climbed into the shower and didn't really talk much. We kinda just stared at each other and smiled. He kissed me a few times wile rubbing what he kept calling my "juicers". Apparently I have some nice "juicers"? What is all this juice talk, it is killing me so bad. He is so funny.

twitch chat

September 2021

xQcOW

Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

twitch chat

May 2020

[Copypasta] Please mod me I'm your mother

Become one with the awkward

bad scp writers be like

King Kamehameha

Hearthstone

xQc juicer fanfic

Tesla is restarting production today

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