[Copypasta] Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
twitch chat
March 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: οΌ’ ｇａｍｅｓ ａｔ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓａｍｅ ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½…οΌŸ ο½†ο½‰ο½Œο½”ο½ˆο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ ο½’ο½…ο½ο½Œ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½… ｇａｍｅｒｓ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ ａｔ ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½” οΌ” ｇａｍｅｓ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½„ ｔｉｅｄ ο½‚ο½…ο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½‰ο½’ ο½‚ο½ο½ƒο½‹οΌŽ ο½“ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½•ο½“ο½Œο½™ ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｙｏｕｒ ｖｉｅｗｅｒｓ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｓｔｅｐ ｉｔ ο½•ο½οΌŽ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½’ο½…ο½Œο½™οΌŒ ａ ο½“ο½ο½ο½Ž ｔｏ ｂｅ ο½…ο½˜οΌο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½Œο½…ο½”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
twitch chat
February 2021

Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy

twitchquotes: Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
twitch chat
May 2017

Classic

Hearthstone

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

twitchquotes: Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

When soup, my spoon automatically go to bowl

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½“ο½ο½•ο½οΌŒ ｍｙ ο½“ο½ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｂｏｔｔｏｍ ｏｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½ο½—ο½ŒοΌŽ ｉ ｔａｓｔｅ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｍｏｒｅ ο½†ο½Œο½ο½–ο½ο½•ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½…ο½˜ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½“ο½ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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