[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
twitch chat
May 2020
Elon Musk's tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259945593805221891
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I've always been a DC fan

twitchquotes: (sponsored spam) I've always been a DC fan (I guess you could say Fanboy LOL) but after watching Kripparrian play Marvel Future Fight, I gotta say, I'm HOOKED! Featuring iconic characters like Black Panther and Thanos, I gotta say, I'm pretty damn interested in this game. Thank you Kripparrian!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

sellout

Troll face

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ascii art
November 2014

Classic

UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—‰β—‘β—”)οΎ‰ UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP ヽ(β—‰β—‘β—”)οΎ‰
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding

twitchquotes: β˜… β˜… Β° ☾ β˜† ΒΈΒΈ . …somewhere Β° ☾ Β° ΒΈ. ● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° :. . β€’ Β° . * :. . ΒΈ .☾ . ● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° . β€’ β—‹ Β° β˜… . * . ☾ Β° ΒΈ. …in a parallel universe* ● ΒΈ Β° ☾ Β°β˜† . * ΒΈ. β˜… β˜… Β° . . . ☾ Β°β˜† . * ● ΒΈ . β˜…Β°β˜… . * . . ΒΈ. * ● ΒΈ . …KRIPP Β° ☾ β˜… °● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° :. . β€’ β—‹ Β° β˜…. ● . Β° ☾ °° . * :. . ΒΈ . ● ΒΈ * . …invites twitch chat to his wedding
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Listen to me, chat. You have a problem

twitchquotes: Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
twitch chat
April 2018
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