[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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May 2020
Elon Musk's tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259945593805221891
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoโ€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Pogoโ€™s mom. I noticed you havenโ€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnโ€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weโ€™re never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donโ€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Floating in a pool of casualness

twitchquotes: Fแดส€แด‡แด แด‡ส€ แดกษชสŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดแด€แด แด›สœแด‡ แดษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ ส€แด€ษดแด‹s.. FสŸแดแด€แด›ษชษดษข ษชษด แด€ แด˜แดแดสŸ แดา“ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸษดแด‡ss.. Fแด€แด„ษชษดษข แด‡ษดแด…สŸแด‡ss sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดs แดา“ ษดแดแดส™s.. Wสœแด ษดแด‡แด‡แด…แด‡แด… แด‡xแด€แด„แด›สŸส แด›สœแด€แด› แด„แด€ส€แด… แด›แด แดกษชษด.
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December 2014
Kripp

Penis

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May 2021

NSFW

Summon The Hydra

HassanChop

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘
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April 2018

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child (among us)

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming โ€œTHATโ€™S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!โ€ As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted โ€œDEAD BODY REPORTED.โ€ Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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