[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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May 2020
Elon Musk's tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259945593805221891
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Hey chat, take it easy please

twitchquotes: Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you.
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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests.
August 2021

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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January 2020
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Help Doge Take Over Steam

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I want to date Poki

twitchquotes: Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iโ€™m the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iโ€™m gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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June 2020

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