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Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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I used to be a real ad
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We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin
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Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
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imaqtpie
Inferno and cobblestone chickens
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I think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
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Summt1g
CSGO
my friend is intellectually inferior for me for being christian
Ok, so today I was talking to my friend over text. I asked him what's his favorite anime but then he told me that he doesn't watch it and thinks it's boring. I was confused as to why he didn't watch anime. I told him about how much I like to watch anime "for the plot" but he didn't really show much interest. I then asked him if we could play Among Us later but then he said he has to go to church this afternoon. I never knew he was a Christian. I was asking him why he believed in God and he didn't reply so I told him he's intellectually inferior to me and that his parents indoctrinated him into believing in God. I was sending him scientific studies that show proof that atheists are more intellectually superior to people who believe in religion. I later found out that he was attending a funeral at the church.
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Dota Major
Dota 2
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐๐ป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โ๐โ๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐ค๐น. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐ค
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Kripp