[Copypasta] Tesla is restarting production today

twitchquotes: Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
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May 2020
Elon Musk's tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1259945593805221891
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Fluttershy

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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November 2014

Debunking the existence of females

"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐ŸคฎGOVERNMENT๐Ÿคฎ to enslave men!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ PROOF๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ "FEMALE" stands for; F ake E ngineered MALE !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ So be ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐCAREFUL๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก"FEMALE"๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก because they might be a ๐Ÿ˜ฑSPY๐Ÿ˜ฑ sent by the ๐ŸคฎGOVERNMENT ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ If you ๐Ÿ˜กDONT๐Ÿ˜ก farward this to 20 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฑpeople๐Ÿง’ ๐Ÿ˜จLITTLE TOMMY๐Ÿ˜ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
November 2021

Emoji Pasta

Kripp saved my marriage

twitchquotes: I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
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November 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

Whale and bee wrestling

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โกดโ Šโ ‰โ โ „โกฑโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก”โขฉโขฝโกโ ’โ ’โกฉโขโฃโ ‰โ โ „โข„โฃธโ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ Ÿโ šโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ ฃโ ปโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โฃ„โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃ†โ „ โ „โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โ ขโก€โ „โ „โขงโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „ โ „โ ‰โ ‘โข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โข†โ „โ „โ ปโก›โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โข–โฃฒโ ’โขฆโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โขธโก‡ โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃฑโฃ„โฃ โ ดโ šโขญโก™โ ‰โ ™โ ฒโฃผโกทโ คโ คโฃคโก€โ „โ โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โฃ‡โ „โ ธโก‡ โ „โ „โขŽโขฐโฃฟโ ˆโ „โ ˜โข„โกฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ ขโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโ „โ „โฃ‡ โ „โข€โ Žโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโ „โขจโฃทโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโก‡ โ „โขœโข€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃพโฃฟโ ‡โข€โฃผโฃฟโกฟโ „โ ˆโฃขโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโก โ „โ ˜โ ขโข„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโ ถโ šโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฆโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ โ „โกฟโ ‰โ „โ „โฃ โ พโข‹โกผโ ƒ โ „โ ”โ ‚โ ˆโ ™โขฒโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโ †โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โกโ „โ „โ „โกกโ คโ ถโก‹โ โ „โขธโก‡โ „ โ Žโ „โก โ ดโ ’โ ผโฃฟโฃฝโฃฏโฃถโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃถโก‡โ „โ „โข โ โ „โ „โฃงโก€โ „โ ธโก‡โ „ โฃ€โ Žโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โกŽโ „โ „โกฐโ  โก™โขฆโฃ€โขงโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โขธโ โ „โ Šโ „โฃ€โ ‡โ „โ ‰โ ›
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March 2021

Teamfight Tactics

It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

twitchquotes: Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneโ€™s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itโ€™s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
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May 2020
Pokimane

Simps

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