[Copypasta] Useless Spotify ad

twitchquotes: Thanks for listening to Spotify. No, really. You could've listened to the radio. You could've spun some vinyl. You could've played a cassette tape. You could've listened to an eight track tape, if you knew what an eight track tape looked like. But you listened to Spotify. Thanks for that. And you still have hundreds of more playlists to enjoy
twitch chat
May 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Artosis the Great

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian! This is your lord and saviour, Artosis the Great! I have boarded my private jet to Greecerino to meet you and your lovely wiferino Rania. See you soon! Much loverino, please no dan marino gran torino
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

The Godfather

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โก€โข€โ „โก€โข€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โก€โข€โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ โ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โก€โ „โ „โก€โข€โ „โข€โ „โข€โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ ‚โ โ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โก€โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โก€โ „โ „โ โข€โขโ „โก€โ  โ „โ โกˆโข€โ ˆโข€โ  โ „โข€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ ‚โ „โก โฃฒโขงโฃณโกณโกฏโฃŸโฃผโขฝโฃบโฃœโกตโฃโขœโข”โ ”โก…โข‚โ „โ „โ โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ ˆโ „โข€โก‡โกฏโกบโขตโฃณโขฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโขพโฃโขฎโกณโฃฃโขฃโ ฃโกƒโข…โ ‚โ โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ โข€โ ‡โกชโกธโกธโฃโฃพโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโกฝโฃ—โกฏโฃžโขœโขŒโ ขโกกโขˆโ ˆโ „โ โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ ˆโ †โ •โข”โ กโฃ“โฃ•โขทโฃปโฃฝโฃโขทโฃปโฃปโฃโขฏโขฟโ นโ ธโก‘โก…โ •โ  โ  โ „โ …โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ ˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ กโก‘โขโ ŒโกŠโขขโขขโขฑโ ผโฃบโขฟโขโ ฎโขชโฃชโกบโฃ˜โกœโฃ‘โขคโขโ …โ กโข‚โ กโ โก€โข€โ  โ โ „โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขˆโข€โ กโ จโกขโก‘โกŒโก”โกฎโกทโฃญโขงโฃณโ ญโฃชโฃฒโฃผโฃพโฃŸโฃปโฃฝโฃบโฃธโฃœโขŒโข†โขŒโ โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ Œโกขโกตโ บโ žโ Ÿโ ›โ ฏโ Ÿโ Ÿโ โกซโข—โ Ÿโ โ ™โ ‰โ Šโ ‘โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข’โ  โ โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โก€โ „โ „โ …โกชโ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โข•โข”โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ  โ โ ˆโข€โ „โ  โ „โกโ „โก€โ ‚โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ‚โก‘โ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‚โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ ‚โ  โ โ „โกโก€โ ‚โข€โ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขโ „โ ‚โข•โข…โข„โ „โฃ€โก€โข„โ „โ โฃ€โฃ”โกตโฃฟโฃฏโ งโกฃโฃขโก โข€โข€โก โ โข€โขโ  โข€โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โก”โข€โ ˜โขฝโฃปโฃถโฃฅโฃ‰โ ฅโกฃโฃฑโฃทโ ปโฃชโฃปโฃทโกฃโกฃโขซโฃžโฃ—โกฆโกตโขปโ บโกธโ โก€โ โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ ˜โก€โ ”โข€โ ‘โ โ โกฝโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโ ‚โกทโฃฏโกฟโฃŸโกฟโ Œโก†โ ˜โฃพโฃปโขตโข•โ ”โข€โ โ  โ ˆโก€โ โ „โก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โกโขฐโขˆโข„โ ฑโขฝโฃบโขณโ โฃˆโ „โ „โ ˆโ Šโ ˆโ „โ „โขกโฃโขซโขฏโกขโขŠโข„โขชโ จโ  โ „โก€โ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ  โ ฑโฃ•โกฃโก‡โกโขฎโข•โฃธโฃพโ  โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ ŒโขŸโฃœโกตโฃฏโขทโกดโก…โ …โก‚โ  โ „โขˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ โข€โ ˆโ ŒโกชโขโขพโฃโฃŽโ ’โ โ ™โ  โ ‘โ โ †โ ’โ โ โ ‰โข€โ ‘โฃโกฟโฃฝโกฝโก‚โ •โ „โ „โ ‚โข€โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โกˆโ „โข€โ „โ Šโ โขฏโฃทโฃโขŠโข€โฃˆโฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโขถโฃดโขคโขฌโฃŒโขปโกบโกปโ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โข€โ โ „โ „โ ‚โ กโ ‘โ •โ …โก•โกฝโก‘โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ โ โ  โขŠโ Šโ ขโ ˆโ „โ จโ „โ „โ โ โข€โ ˆโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโข€โ „โ „โ ˆโก€โข‚โ โ „โ ‚โ โ  โ โกขโกชโฃขโฃฒโฃฆโฃ–โก”โกคโกจโกโข„โ Œโ  โ ˆโ โ „โ ‚โ  โ โขˆโ  โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข‚โ „โ ขโ ‚โ ˆโก€โ ˆโก€โ ˆโ ฐโ นโกจโ ‘โก‘โ •โ •โ Šโ Œโ Œโ „โ โ „โ ‚โ โขˆโ „โกโ โ „โกโข€โ ‚โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โกโข„โ ‘โ „โ „โก‡โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โกˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ  โ „โ ‚โข€โ โ „โกˆโ  โ ˆโ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ โ  โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โก€โขŠโ จโข€โขŠโ „โ จโก‚โก‚โ „โ ‚โ „โข€โ „โ  โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โก€โ โก€โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ โ จโ „โ …โ „ โ „โ „โ โ „โข‚โ ขโก€โ „โ ฌโ „โ ‚โ …โก€โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โขˆโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ …โ …โ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โขโ „โ โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ •โ ˆโก‚โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ ‚โ „
ascii art
February 2021

Create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA

twitchquotes: Hello @imaqtpie :) I really appreciate your honorable try to create awarness of the many homeless people in the USA. But one thing, dressing up as one is a little bit to much, isn't it?
twitch chat
March 2018
imaqtpie

I met a man named madlife

twitchquotes: Back when I was in korea, I met a man named madlife, and he came up to me and said "this is how you play thresh you young wippersnapper" and I stood up out of my chair and said "okay" and that, is how the american madlife, machinegunnerusmc was made.
twitch chat
November 2014
machinegunnerusmc

Troll face kid

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
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March 2021
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