[Copypasta] Useless Spotify ad

twitchquotes: Thanks for listening to Spotify. No, really. You could've listened to the radio. You could've spun some vinyl. You could've played a cassette tape. You could've listened to an eight track tape, if you knew what an eight track tape looked like. But you listened to Spotify. Thanks for that. And you still have hundreds of more playlists to enjoy
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May 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??

I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but itā€™s starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not. When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since Iā€™m not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess itā€™s popular with the kids? Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didnā€™t like to walk the long way around. She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? Iā€™m trying to retire soon and itā€™s making me think she doesnā€™t know how to manage money. What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, heā€™s nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesnā€™t answer. Where is Boon ?? She says ā€œI kicked him off the island, he was annoyingā€. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me. The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. Iā€™m keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife? Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. Itā€™s been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.
August 2021

AITA

Among Us pick up lines

Thankful to have you as a crewmateā€¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you. Hey, are you a vent? Because Iā€™m the imposter and Iā€™d love to come in you. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iā€™d love to do you first. Hey, call me the MedBayā€¦ because Iā€™d love to scan your body. Figuring out the imposter is hardā€¦. but Iā€™ve got something harder. Iā€™m jealous of your hatā€¦ Because it gets to be on you. Hey are you busy later? Because Iā€™d love to explore your lower engine. Hey, youā€™re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then? If youā€™re the imposter, Iā€™d love to be the ventā€¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Damn, I wish you were a taskā€¦ Because Iā€™d have no problem doing you and over and over. Hey did you just kill me? Because Iā€™ve got a big bone sticking out nowā€¦
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

I actually like fan service

What can I say? Iā€™m a straight guy. Yeah I care about plot and writing and development and all that jazz but I would be lying through my teeth if i said a little fanservice bothered me because it honestly doesnā€™t. Now this doesnā€™t mean iā€™m some freak hentai addict or a weirdo that gets off from cartoons but yeah those girls do be looking good and a little tits or ass angle is kinda nice to see sometimes. Itā€™s not like iā€™m actively looking for it but i donā€™t drop an anime because of it. Even in a super serious anime like Code Geass the fan service would honestly make me laugh bc of how unnecessary it is but it didnā€™t bother me and i liked the angles. Am i the unpopular opinion here bc i see a lot of people complaining about fanservice but itā€™s in almost every anime
August 2021

Weebs

Anime

My brother wonā€™t stop saying ā€œITS MORBING TIME!ā€

Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonā€™t stop saying ā€œITS MORBING TIME!ā€ he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says ā€œits morbing time!ā€ Iā€™m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb
June 2022

Morbius

Moonmoon subs are the most toxic?

twitchquotes: Is there any particular reason that your subs are the most toxic, useless wastes of life on all of twitch? I get that streaming gaming tends to attract a lot of losers, but what is it about your subs that makes them so uniquely cancerous? What makes them want to venture out of their trailers and basements to spam and shitpost where they aren't wanted? Is it too much to ask that you savages contain yourselves to the bowels of twitch?
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July 2017
MOONMOON
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