[Copypasta] Lonely Moby Dick

twitchquotes: So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
twitch chat
June 2020
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thank you for slow mode

twitchquotes: thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
twitch chat
May 2019

Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me

twitchquotes: Hey subs! [ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…(ฬฒฬ…5)ฬฒฬ…$ฬฒฬ…]ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝเธ‡ It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
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August 2015

Classic

plebs vs subs

Yoshi

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November 2014

Thanks to HTCโ„ข I am able to watch this stream on the go

twitchquotes: Thanks to HTCโ„ข I am able to watch this stream on the go. You can even use it to purchase g2aโ„ข swag online. I never go anywhere without my HTCโ„ข. Lifetime Uh Ohโ„ข warranty included.
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May 2015
WildTurtle

sellout

forsenCD Dream cheated

twitchquotes: forsenCD YOU MAY SAY THAT IM A DREAMER forsenCD BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE forsenCD I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU'LL JOIN US forsenCD AND THE WORLD WILL BE AS ONE forsenCD
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December 2020
Forsen
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