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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp has contracted Casualitis
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The average length of Kripp's stream has decreased over the past 3 years from an average length of 11 hours to the current average of 5 hours. In 2 more years, Kripp will stream for 0 hours. What's the cause? Sources say Kripp has contracted a terminal illness - Casualitis. Soon he will join Katarrian in Heaven. 
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Kripp
IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP
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SLEEP TEST π‘οΈ IF YOU TOUCH THE ARMOR, GO TO SLEEP β 
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This is the Vegan Police
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the Vegan Police. We have reason to suspect the food you just ate was not entirely Vegan. Please prepare a stool sample promptly. (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
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Kripp
Response to "who gives a shit"
Well you see, if you didn't care you wouldn't have said "Literally no one gives a shit" in the first place. If you truly did not care, you would of completely ignored the conversation from the very start. The fact that you said that just shows the childishness inside of you. All that saying "no one gives a shit" does is make you out to be an entitled, lower person who craves attention by trying to seem cool. Even if you do not care about this statement, the mere fact that you are saying "no one gives a shit" says a lot about you. And shows that you are in fact an unlikable individual. Regardless of if you care of not, these are goddamn facts, and facts do not care about your little peabrained fucking pissbaby feelings. No amount of not caring will change your unlikableness. Nobody will forget this moment and it'll be embedded into our minds for months, even years. Grow up a little before even thinking about responding to another innocent person with "No one gives a shit".
Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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Look, π kid. π¦ You π wanna π give 
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
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