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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
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AITA for saving a child from a dangerous situation?
I know this sounds bad, but hear me out.
Earlier this month, I was walking home from the store as usual. I began smelling a feint burning smell and I heard muffled shouting ahead. I picked up the pace to discover the commotion. A building was on fire and a small child was standing by the second story window shrieking for help as flames rose behind him. Luckily, I had been doing parkour ever since I was a teen so I climbed up to his window and reached out to grab the child. He reached out for me as well and I hoisted him down on my back. When we reached the ground the child ran to his parents and they thanked me while hugging him.
Later today I was visiting a friend in prison who happens to be serving a sentence for attempted murder of many children. He said I was an asshole and I shouldnβt have saved the kid from the burning building. Ever since, I canβt help but feel like kind of an asshole so I would appreciate to hear a third persons perspective on this. So reddit, AITA?
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Is there a beginner stream to explain all of these high skill zoo plays and decisions they have to make? I can't keep up. 
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I think i need a special vaccine
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π³ what's this? my heart is beating so fast π I feel dizzy π€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? 
I am sweating so much π₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine π because I have [insert streamer name]virus π€π€π€
I am sweating so much π₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine π because I have [insert streamer name]virus π€π€π€
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Danksteed of Infinite Value
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π If you see this horse while scrolling the chat you have been visited by the danksteed of infinite value. Good trades and prosperity will come to you but only if you copy pasterino this in chat π
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Nice hack QVC!
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Nice hack QVC! We all know you are hacking there is no way you would be able to guess all this! Thanks for everything im unfollowing. I hope you mommy never bakes you cookies again. 5up 4 life! HAHA ZOOMERS MALDING!
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