[Copypasta] I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you

twitchquotes: I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
twitch chat
July 2020
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I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me β€œWindows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
twitch chat
May 2016

I sexually Identify as

Kripp you're a good-for-nothing bully

twitchquotes: Kripp, this behavior of yours is disgusting and honestly makes me want to unsubscribe from you. You're a grown man who apparently has to beat up 12 year old free to play players just for a cheap laugh. I don't know who you think you are, but now I know that you're nothing but a good-for-nothing bully.
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

For every copy paste I will pushup

twitchquotes: πŸ’ͺ for πŸ’ͺ every πŸ’ͺ copy/paste πŸ’ͺ I πŸ’ͺ will πŸ’ͺ do πŸ’ͺ 1 πŸ’ͺ pushup πŸ’ͺ
twitch chat
September 2017

Kripp's streaming checklist

twitchquotes: *stretch* β˜‘ "mmmm kay" β˜‘ "yeah alright" β˜‘ "fuckin A" β˜‘ "if he drew anything else I would've won" β˜‘ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β˜‘ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β˜‘ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β˜‘
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat

twitchquotes: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.
twitch chat
November 2016
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