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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
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Suicide test!
β Take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ or the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ Hey Kripp, You take the Κβ’Ν‘α΄₯β’Κ - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
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Masculinity is now illegal
As of this morning π, masculinity πͺππ is NO π«β LONGER π LEGAL πβ. If you π are masculine π΄, please ππββοΈ report π to your ππΌ nearest π Femboy ππββοΈ Education π Center π’β, clean-shaven and wearing πππ thigh-high socks π§¦. Those who fail π« to follow π£ these orders ππ WILL BE CANCELLED βπ·π‘.
Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you
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Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
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