[Copypasta] Does anyone else bite their Switch?

twitchquotes: Does anyone else bite their Switch? This is not a shitpost, I really do this. I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get pissed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my switch for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Nintendo seems to have built the Switch with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp. What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching smash player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!
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July 2020
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I want to fuck myself!

Now before you guys assume, i am not gay. I was messing around with a selfie of myself on faceapp and decided to use the female filter. As soon as i clicked the icon, my life was changed forever. Those lusious lips, the well defined jawline, the adorable eyes and those perfect eyebrows instantly gave me a hard on. Before i knew it, i was stroking my cock faster than i had ever before. Within 2 minutss i had already cummed 5 times coating my whole bed with a layer of semen and my balls were drier than the shaharan desert. Could any of you nerds please find a way to bring my waifu to lifue. Thanks uWu.
September 2021

10 years since Dota 2 update

twitchquotes: ๏ผ‘๏ผใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€Icefrog๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ—ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”'๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽใ€€๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ผŽ
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SingSing

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Please stop spamming, for Bernard

twitchquotes: Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.
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Nicholas Cage You Don't Say

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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May 2018

All becoming SELLOUT

twitchquotes: ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ผณ๏ผฐ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผณ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ผณ๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผด
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April 2016
Kripp

sellout

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