[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you

twitchquotes: My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

France always loses wars to England?

You’re right, France does always lose wars to England. Except: The Norman invasion 1066. The Anglo-French War 1213-1214. Anglo-French War 1294-1303. War of Saint-Sardos 1324. Hundred Years’ War 1337-1453. War of the league of Cambrai 1512-1514. Italian War of 1542-46. The Rough Wooing 1543-1550. Italian War of 1551-59. English expedition to France 1562-1563. The Anglo-French War 1627-1629. Second Anglo-Dutch War 1665-1667. The Nine Years’ War 1688-1697. The American Revolutionary War. War of the French Revolution 1793-1802. Anglo-Spanish War 1796-1808. War of the First Coalition. War of the Second Coalition. War of the Third Coalition. War of the Fourth Coalition. And the War of the Fifth Coalition. But aside from all those England always beats France.

May 2021

Reynad please give pube-styling tips

twitchquotes: Hey reynad, ever since I listened to your tips my hair has never been better! But now I need pube-styling tips. Do you trim or straighten it? I was thinking an Abe Lincoln look. what do you think?

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

Red was not An Impostor

twitchquotes: . 　。　　　　•　　ﾟ　　。　　.　　　.　　　　　.　　　　　。　　。　. 　.　　。　 ඞ 。　 . • . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains 　。　. 　　　。　　　　　　ﾟ　　　.　　　　　. ,　　　　.　 .　　 .

twitch chat

September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Hitler's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Well Met Kripp. This is Hitler from 1940. I came here to recruit your mods to be officers in my third reich army. please no copy seig heil pasterino .

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you

France always loses wars to England?

Reynad please give pube-styling tips

Red was not An Impostor

Among Us / Amogus

Hitler's message to Kripp

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