[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

twitchquotes: Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.

twitch chat

November 2019

Mods are the true evil in this world

twitchquotes: As a Pleb, I understand and, indeed, respect the social order. But I believe Subs and Plebs must work together and realize Mods are the true evil in this world. With the power of SPAM

twitch chat

August 2017

MODS

The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp remember you don't play for the gold or for the wins, you play to feel the emotion on the topdick, the PJSalt

on the defeat, you live for the BM, because you can be one with your cards, but mostly because at least through the match you're free. plz no linguini

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

Twelve days of gachi

twitchquotes: gachiGASM

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM

12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM

11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM

10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM

9 boys next door gachiGASM

8 brand new whips gachiGASM

7 hydra dicks gachiGASM

6 hot loads gachiGASM

5 wrestling mats gachiGASM

4 suction masks gachiGASM

3 fisting sessions gachiGASM

2 billy figures gachiGASM

And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM

twitch chat

April 2019

Forsen

[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

without throwing your cat across the room

Mods are the true evil in this world

MODS

The emotion of the topdeck, the salt of the defeat

Hearthstone

Twelve days of gachi

KappaPride

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