[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

twitchquotes: I was worried regi was losing control of tsm but after seeing them choke in playoffs its clear to see he is in full control

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September 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ＫＲＩＰＰＴＨＩＳＩＳＨＡＦＵ．ＹＯＵＡＲＥＩＮＴＲＯＵＢＬＥＭＩＳＴＥＲ．Ｙｏｕａｒｅｎｏｔｇａｙ！Ｙｏｕｔａｌｋｔｏｍｅｏｎｔｈｅｐｈｏｎｅｅｖｅｒｙｎｉｇｈｔ，ａｎｄｗｈｏｃａｎｆｏｒｇｅｔｏｕｒｎｉｇｈｔｓｏｆｅｎｄｌｅｓｓｎｉｐｐｌｅｐｌａｙ？ＳｔｏｐｔｈｅｃｈａｒａｄｅａｎｄｃｏｍｅｂａｃｋｔｏｙｏｕｒＨａｆｕｂａｂｙ．Ｐｌｚｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｃｈｉｎｇｃｈｏｎｇｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｏｋｃｈｏｙｋｕｎｇｐａｏｒｉｎｏ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Equal rights equal fights

I (15M) was walking from school to home today and a girl (15F) kicked my leg. So yeah I was walking to home today and that bitchass girl kicked my leg. It didn't hurt too much it was more like a fly landing on me as my super muscly body protected me. But anyway, as a person that believes in gender equality I punched her a lot harder with my super muscly manly man fists and knocked her out, kidnapped her to my school's chemistry lab at night, then with my super smart brain I composed HCl (hydrochloric acid for those uneducated inferior peeps) with my super chemistry knowledge. I then dipped her in my glorious acid just like any gender equality believing sigma male would. Equal rights equal fights my dear superior reddit using sigma male friends.

May 2022

Hey kids, do you want some dank memes?

twitchquotes: ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ HEY KIDS DO YOU WANT SOME DANK MEMES?

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May 2015

Classic

Not funny I didn't laugh

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

September 2019

[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

League of Legends

Kripp and Hafu

Equal rights equal fights

Hey kids, do you want some dank memes?

Classic

Not funny I didn't laugh

Classic

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