[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
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Riot's MIGHT SPAGHETTI CODE of elo hell

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING, Riot's MIอซอ„Gฬ…ฬ„อญองฬ‘ฬ‹อ†Hฬƒฬ„ฬพฬƒอจอ’Tฬˆฬอจฬ‹อŠอฎYฬฬ„อ„ อจฬ…อ„Sฬƒอฃอ‹อ—อฉPฬ…อฏฬŠฬฬŒAอฬ’GฬฟHEฬ‚ฬอŒTอ‚ฬฟฬ‘อซTอคอฎองIฬพอŠอฅฬ‹อŠ ฬƒฬŒCอฆฬฝOอฌอฆDฬŽฬEอŠอจฬŠอฏออฃฬ† อ—อ‹ฬ‰ฬ†อฆฬฝoฬ”ฬ‘ฬอŠฬƒฬ†fฬ“อŒอฌ ฬ‘อฉอฃอคelฬ‰oฬ’อฌอ—ฬšอค อคอฏอŒอฉhฬฟอคeอ’ฬ‹ฬ’ฬ„lอชฬŽฬพฬอŠlฬ€อ‹ฬšฬŠ has leaked onto your computer. Bug splats and lost elo will come to you unless you COPY and PASTA this message 3 times ItsBoshyTime
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WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAP PORN

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I donโ€™t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY. Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
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Iโ€™m buysexual, sometimes Iโ€™m a top (when I buy) and sometimes a bottom (when I sell)
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I don't geddit

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
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