[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
twitch chat
July 2020
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Seven flamestrikes is not a FREE TO PLAY deck

twitchquotes: Kripp, how can you even PRETEND that you are playing with a FREE TO PLAY deck when yours has seven flamestrikes? I thought this stream was newbie friendly, well apparently I was mistaken. For the sake of ***. Unsubbed, unfollowed and unremembered. Bye, Kripp.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Quarantine? More like quaran time

twitchquotes: Quarantine? More like quaran time ๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿ‘ may allah bless you
twitch chat
March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

ZOOMIN , IN THE FOreign. GOt thE enGINE ROARIN

twitchquotes: Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN ๐Ÿš— โ›ฝ๏ธZ OO MIN , IN THE FOreign โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿš“
twitch chat
March 2018
Tyler1

Leifman is abusing his authority as mod again

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

Bear King Burry vs TSLA

Bear King Michael Burry in the ring, slappin TSLA with a metal chair. His glass eye open wide with rage as he batters TSLA relentlessly. "The valuation..." crunch "makes...." crunch "NO.... " crunch "SENSE!" he roars with maniacal autistic glee. TSLA struggles for the edge of the ring, but coughs blood as each hit lands, and eventually stops moving. Bear King Burry drops the chair. Bear King Burry turns to the crowd "Was this your champion!? Was TSLA supposed to be your chosen one!?" A child in the crowd turns his face into his mother's side and cries. On the side of the ring WSB can barely move. TSLA was supposed to tag them in, but couldn't make it to the side in time. "Get up TSLA" WSB whimpers hopelessly, a single tear rolling down their cheek. "Get up..." Bear King Burry turns to WSB "Now it is your portfolio's turn. Get in here you little bitch." "Excuse me." Someone replies from behind BKB. "I believe I can give you the fight you want." A robed figure is administering smelling salts to TSLA. The figure puts TSLA on its shoulder and carries TSLA gently out of the ring. "And just who the fuck do you think you are?" BKB rumbles ominously. BKB's fingers squeeze so tightly on the chair that metal bends. "Who am I?" the robed figure inquires. The robed figure stands straight and stretches to their full height. They must be at least 7' tall. The crowd stops crying and watches in stunned silence. "Who am I?" The figure repeats menacingly. The figure turns around to face BKB, ripping off his robe. A gleaming light fills the stadium. Before us stands a Golden deity, rippling with muscle. If there is an ounce of body fat it is currently in hiding, only to make way for seemingly endless coiled golden musculature. The figure looks directly into Bear King Burry's eyes. "I'm Goldman Sachs, and i'm here to kill you."
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Text-to-Speech Playing