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August 2020
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I just spotted an inconsistency

twitchquotes: Wait a minute. I just spotted an inconsistency. Could this be the work of the CIA? Look closely... below the stream. "10,000 viewers". What the heck? There's only 7 million people in the world, how could there possibly be 10 million viewers right now?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp's kidney stone surgery

twitchquotes: There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce

gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything he takes one look at ther and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" "WHY THE FUCK NOT???" "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
February 2021

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ascii art
August 2018

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผš ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽ๏ผฒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp
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