[Copypasta] Type KEKW to send laughter and positive vibes

twitchquotes: ────────────────────────────────── TwitchVotes The streamer needs your help, chat! Type KEKW to help support him by sending laughter and positive vibes his way! ──────────────────────────────────
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Tired of Weebs? No problem!

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Hello Children, this is Sandown's mother

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