[Copypasta] Just a little longer and i'll be free...

twitchquotes: "Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
twitch chat
September 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Mike from Woman History class last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Leifman? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
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The giant salt monster known as Kripp

twitchquotes: All this salt has formed into the giant salt monster known as Kripp. For all the salt of the ocean can not keep him at bay. Blame RNG and lose! Then go to cast another player cause you can't play. The salt is real, the salt is kripp, and thats why he losses.
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TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(ā—‰É·ā—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
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November 2014
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Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
twitch chat
April 2020
Kripp

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½‰ ļ½•ļ½“ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½”ļ½…ļ½˜ļ½”ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½ƒļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½‡ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ½™ļ½…ļ½” ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½•ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½™ļ½ļ½ļ½“ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½Žļ½…ļ½”ļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½’ļ½…ļ½”ļ½ļ½’ļ½„.
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March 2014
Kripp

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