[Copypasta] I can no longer resist the pizza

twitchquotes: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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March 2014
Kripp
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Patrick Star - I am back

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Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ｉｔｓ Ｓｔａｖｒｏｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… Ｆｒｕｉｔ οΌ³ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ｆｒｏｍ the bazaar． Ｉ＇ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｔｏ ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｖｅ ο½„ο½’ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½…ο½„ Ｇｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓ ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½‰ο½’ο½… ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｏｆ οΌ―ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ２ｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｏｎ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｓｔｒｅｅｔｓ ο½—ο½… ａｄｖｉｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ο½ˆο½‰ο½„ο½… ο½ο½Žο½™ οΌ―οΌͺ ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ο½Œο½™ ｙｏｕ ο½ο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½” ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½”οΌŽ οΌ·ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Ž ο½Žο½ο½— ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ οΌ―ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… οΌͺｕｉｃｅ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｏｄｄ ο½Šο½ο½’ ｏｆ οΌ΄ο½šο½ο½”ο½šο½‰ο½‹ο½‰οΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½… ｎｏ ｇｙｒｏ ο½ο½•ο½šο½
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March 2014
Kripp

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: β•°Uβ•―β˜œ(β—‰Ι·β—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
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November 2014
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Olombo Bongo from Somalia

twitchquotes: hi kripp i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strem u are favourit stremmer i sell kidney for a laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i cum to america LAND OF FREEDDOM so i be lyke u and strem 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO USAsss al pacino, malcolm in middle, stevo-o, mike 'the situation' sorrentino.
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Canadaland

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March 2014
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