[Copypasta] TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches"

twitchquotes: TSM AKA "Throws Six Matches" is a North American team known for their questionable play and inability to win a game. They are currently found in Gate 06 of the Shanghai Pudong Airport making up excuses for not winning a single game at Worlds.
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October 2020
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Big shoutout to NA LCS

twitchquotes: Big shoutout to NA LCS. My mother has sleep anxiety problems, but on weekends she sleeps like a bear. All I ask of her is to watch 10 minutes of NA LCS.
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July 2015
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Kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp

twitchquotes: helo my name is dongerino pasterino γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf's stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) to young dongers.
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October 2014
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My Chat Experience

twitchquotes: α•• BibleThump α•— MY CHAT EXPERIENCE α•• MingLee α•— α•• Kappa α•— α•• cmonBruh α•— α•• ANELE α•—
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February 2016
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He logs onto his Paypal account

twitchquotes: Several hours later, Svenskeren sits alone in his room at the Cloud9 team house. All of the other players are fast asleep. He logs onto his Paypal account and a wan smile etches its way across his face.
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March 2019
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League of Legends

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