[Copypasta] Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!
October 2020
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Catten Eatarrian

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Gaben

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Promoted to mod status

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February 2020

Don't even try to compare Xqc to Forsen

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Forsen

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

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