[Copypasta] I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!

twitchquotes: RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!!!
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November 2020

2020 US Election

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Just seen Biden in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering ā€œcount every voteā€ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.
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November 2020

2020 US Election

That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen

twitchquotes: That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen. I have been a citizen since 1776 and a voter since 1804. I will not be voting again nor will I be around to see this country fall apart. Iā€™m taking my talents to Somalia where it looks like they know how to run a real country.
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November 2020

2020 US Election

Just saw Trump in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just saw Trump in a hotel and I asked if he was going to win the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while chanting ā€œmake America great againā€ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will
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December 2020

2020 US Election

If Biden wins, I'm moving to Alaska

twitchquotes: I simply will not stand to live in a country ruled by Biden. So if he wins the election, I am packing my bags and moving far away, where Joseph "Malarkey" Biden cannot reach me. I will be starting a new life in Alaska.
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November 2020

2020 US Election

Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence

Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iā€™m so distressed right now I donā€™t know what to do. I didnā€™t mean to do that to Rudy but Iā€™m literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iā€™m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canā€™t be happening. Iā€™m having a fucking breakdown. I donā€™t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterā„¢. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnā€™t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
November 2020

2020 US Election

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