[Copypasta] eat hot chip and lie

twitchquotes: any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
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November 2020
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Cybrix, could you please roleplay

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Cybrix, could you please roleplay that when you die in game, you die in real life too? Thank you. (◕‿◕✿)
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Kripp

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke

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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

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