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any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
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Welcome to the Pleb Club
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༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ Welcome to the Pleb Club. Here's your VIP ticket for being a Pleb: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽
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Sleeping in bed with your parents
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Question for those in chat: Let's say you are sleeping in bed with your parents. You are in the middle. You wake up and want to get up, but you notice that you are partially inserted into your mom and your dad is partially inserted into you and they are still asleep. Which way do you thrust to get out?
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Times change...
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Laying on the ground, devastated by the news my beloved Kripp has joined TSM, a hooded figure approaches, kneels down, grabs me by the shoulder. “This was not his destiny.” I said, holding back the tears. I look up, the stranger removes his hood and looks me in the eye, “Times Change…” says Trump, as he pushes me to the ground. This wasn’t supposed to happen. 
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MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper
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MY GREETINGS 
SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
SHAPESHIFT SHAPESHIFT THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER PLAGUE LORD MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC
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