[Copypasta] I, as a heterosexual man

twitchquotes: I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I know what to watch out for and avoid.
twitch chat
November 2020
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Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

twitchquotes: No job โœ”๏ธ 4Head No girlfriend โœ”๏ธ 4Head No friends โœ”๏ธ 4Head No talents โœ”๏ธ 4Head Wasting time on Twitch โœ”๏ธ 4Head Must be me 4Head
twitch chat
May 2017

Classic

what do you think the billions of dollars smell like

twitchquotes: Do you think that Jeff Bezos gets embarrassed when Twitch mobile has a 10 second delay in front of his billions of dollars? Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was a funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you have pics of Jeff Bezos looking nervous or embarrassed in front of chat I just want to see it for a few laughs haha. Another thing I am wondering is what do you think the billions of dollars smell like I am just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell them
twitch chat
July 2020

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twitchquotes: T๐•™๐•š๐•ค ๐•š๐•ค ๐•’ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•–๐•”๐•š๐•’๐• ๐•ก๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ๐•–๐•• ๐•—๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ. ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช ๐•š๐•ฅ. ๐”พ๐•  ๐•’๐•™๐•–๐•’๐••, ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช.
twitch chat
December 2017

Cattarrian warns Pupparrian

twitchquotes: "Welcome to your new home,โ€ says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. โ€œFlee,โ€ warns the Cattarrian, โ€œThe Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.โ€
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Don't post another copypasta

twitchquotes: Hey๐Ÿ˜ stop๐Ÿšจright there โœ‹ this is the police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ if you post another ๐Ÿ“– copy๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  I'm gonna have to ๐Ÿ”’arrest you๐Ÿ”’ no ticket today ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kiddo ๐Ÿ“Ÿthis is just a warning โš  be careful next time๐Ÿšง
twitch chat
June 2017
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