[Copypasta] I, as a heterosexual man

twitchquotes: I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I know what to watch out for and avoid.
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November 2020
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Dragon Rider

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about OTM FDs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about OTM FDs, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Special Needs Division of the Navy Seals, and I've been bag holding from pump n' dumps on WSB since 2012, AND I have over 300 confirmed margin calls. I am trained in the 'tism and I'm the top retard in the entire United States armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another normie retail investor. I will wipe out my portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about OTM FDs over the Internet? Think again, fuckface. As we speak I am contacting my wife's network of boyfriends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. Your fucking 401k is dead, kid. I can trade anywhere, anytime, and I can lose fat stacks over seven hundred ways, and that's just with TSLA FDs. Not only am I extensively trained in sniffing glue, but I have access to the entire crayon collection of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass boomer stocks off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit crayon diarrhea all over you, the likes of which would make even Jackson Pollock jealous, and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, kiddo.
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Navy Seal

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
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pepegaClown

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ  โ ’โ „โฃฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ โ  โ คโข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โ ”โ Šโกฝโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃทโฃฆโก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โกคโ Šโ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃ โฃพโกฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โขณโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโกƒโ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃนโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โข†โฃ€โ „โ „โข‹โฃญโฃญโ ญโฃถโฃฌโก›โข‹โฃดโ Ÿโฃฃโฃฌโฃโ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โก€โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃจโฃญโฃถโข‹โฃฉโฃถโฃฟโฃถโ ถโฃฆโกˆโ โฃพโฃฟโ „โ „โ ฑโก„โ „ โ  โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโกนโฃฟโฃฟโ โข€โขธโฃฟโก„โขปโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โขƒโกฟโ „ โ „โ ˆโข‹โฃ‰โฃตโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโก‡โฃฟโก‡โ „โ ‹โฃธโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โข‰โ ฅโ –โ  โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโฃซโฃ”โฃ’โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ นโฃฟโก˜โ ทโฃญโฃญโฃญโกญโฃฅโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃตโฃพโกง โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโกŸโฃโ ปโฃทโฃœโกปโ ฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฆโฃ€โ „โข€โฃ โกฟโขŸโฃ‹โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ธโฃงโกนโขฟโฃฎโฃ™โกปโ ทโขฆโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃซโ ญโข–โฃšโกโ โ „ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโกปโขทโฃคโฃ€โ „โ ™โ ›โ ทโฃฆโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโกโ ‰โ โ „โ „โข€โ ฐโ ›โ „โ „โ „ โฃฆโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃโกปโ ทโ ถโขคโฃคโฃฌโฃญโฃญโกญโ ฅโขคโฃคโกคโ ถโฃŠโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃญโฃ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโขŸโกปโ โขƒโ ’โขฅโฃคโฃ„โขคโ  โขˆโ ‚โฃตโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‚โ ดโขžโ ’โ ’โกธโ โขฌโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „
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Right in the face

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