[Copypasta] I, as a heterosexual man

twitchquotes: I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I know what to watch out for and avoid.
twitch chat
November 2020
I used to be a real ad
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What if we make Firelands Portal a common?

twitchquotes: "How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Nyan Cat

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ascii art
November 2014

Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏ปฟ Eแด แด‡ส€ส 60 sแด‡แด„แดษดแด…s ษชษด Mแดœส€ษชแด„แด€, 60,000 ส™แดœส€ษขแด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ แด…ษชษขแด‡sแด›แด‡แด…. Tแดษขแด‡แด›สœแด‡ส€ แดกแด‡ แด„แด€ษด sแด›แดแด˜ แด›สœษชs. PสŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€แด…. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Krippis casualis

twitchquotes: Krippis casualis! oอกโ•ฎเผผ เฒ ะ”เฒ  เผฝโ•ญoอกโ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
August 2021

Kanye West

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