[Copypasta] Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? Iā€™m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.
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December 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG šŸ˜³ US šŸ…±ļø IN šŸ˜± REAL šŸ˜µ LIFE šŸ’© SUS šŸ“® SUS AMONG šŸ˜³ US šŸ…±ļø IN šŸ˜± REAL šŸ˜µ LIFE šŸ’© SUS šŸ“® SUS PLAYING šŸˆ AMONG šŸ’€ US šŸ˜” IN šŸ¤— REAL šŸ¤  LIFE SPACESHIP šŸš€ WITH šŸ‘¾ MY šŸ‘… CREW GOTTA šŸ„·šŸæ SPLIT šŸ˜š UP šŸ¤” SPREAD ā‰ļø OUT šŸ“®CUZ šŸ˜ƒ WE šŸ˜‹ ALL šŸ˜ GOT šŸ˜Æ TASKS šŸ‘» TO šŸ‘½ DO GOTTA šŸ‘æ FIND šŸ‘ŗ THE šŸ¤§ IMPOSTER šŸ¤« AS šŸ‘€ THEY šŸ›– TRY šŸ—æ TO šŸ›¶ SAšŸ…±ļøOTAGE WHO šŸ“®CAN šŸ…±ļø WE šŸ‡«šŸ‡· TRUST šŸ˜‚ IN šŸ¤Ŗ THIS šŸ¤Æ AMONG šŸ¤­ US šŸ¤£ ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

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GIFF 2GD

twitchquotes: 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ć¤ ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ć¤ ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ć¤ ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ć¤ ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ć¤ ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ą¼½ć¤
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February 2016
Dota Major

Dota 2

I have a really small keyboard

twitchquotes: Ź°įµ‰Ė”įµ– įµįµ‰ į¶œŹ°įµƒįµ— į“µ Ź°įµƒįµ›įµ‰ įµƒ Ź³įµ‰įµƒĖ”Ė”Źø Ė¢įµįµƒĖ”Ė” įµįµ‰Źøįµ‡įµ’įµƒŹ³įµˆ įµƒāæįµˆ į“µ'įµ Ė¢įµ—įµ˜į¶œįµ įµ—Źøįµ–į¶¦āæįµ Ė”į¶¦įµįµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢
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August 2020

Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedĀ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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July 2014
Kripp
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