[Copypasta] Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? Iā€™m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.
twitch chat
December 2020
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Kripp stop showing your knee on stream

twitchquotes: Kripp stop showing your knee on the stream, dont be like other female streamers. We are interested in your personality and not body.
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November 2014
Kripp

I want to rearrange your guts

twitchquotes: I want to rearrange your guts. No, not with my throbbing cock, not even in a sexual or physical manner. I want to drink kombucha and properly alkalinized water with you. Long walks at sunset to Whole Foods, we will manifest good energy through plentiful probiotics and good health
twitch chat
February 2019

Not your naked body

A severe lack of cute emotes in chat

twitchquotes: Konichiwa Kripp-kun AYAYA . This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like AYAYA and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Weebs

Classic

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—怀ļ¼­ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½–ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½Œļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½„怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½’ļ½‹ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…怀ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼«ļ½…ļ½Œā€™ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½•ļ½šļ½ļ½„ļ¼į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

AITA for wanting to play Fortnite?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
March 2021

Fortnite

Am I The Asshole?

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