[Copypasta] Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? Iโ€™m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.
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December 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Fluttershy

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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November 2014

level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops

twitchquotes: Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COMโ„ข. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
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February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Elon Musk could've given $5 billion to everyone in the world

Musk poured $44 billion into Twitter. The global population is 8 billion people. He could have given $5 billion to each individual and still had money left over. Most people's lives would be changed if they received a $5 billion check. But he squandered it all on Twitter.
July 2022

A collecion of OwOs and their uses

twitchquotes: A collecion of OwOs and their uses: OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges owo : When the bulge isn't as big uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one ร’wร“ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious โ–กwโ–ก : The OwO for people who wear glasses โ—wโ— : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge โ™กwโ™ก : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great
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February 2019

Weebs

With this chant, I take a hit

twitchquotes: VapeNation Battery charged, coil lit VapeNation With this chant VapeNation I take a hit VapeNation V/\ VapeNation
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April 2016
Forsen

VapeNation

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