[Copypasta] Smash bros in the year 20XX

twitchquotes: The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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December 2020

Super Smash Bros

I used to be a real ad
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Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk

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do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed

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If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl ๐Ÿ˜ and PPMD Kreygasm both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girlโ€™s funeral ๐Ÿ˜ chanting STACK ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†
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Super Smash Bros

I want to smash

twitchquotes: I want to smash. No, not sex, not even in a physical way. I want to sit down and play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate while laughing and having a good time. I want to play 1v1โ€™s. I want to play on your team against lvl. 3 CPUโ€™s. You can be Kirby. I can play Jigglypuff. No items.
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Not your naked body

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