[Copypasta] what's the point in correcting me

what the fuck is the point in correcting me. You think I don't know how to spell "your"? I shortened it to "ur" because I was eating chips and typing one handed and didn't want to bother with those 2 extra letters just to please a fucking lifeless fat neckbeard like you. Stop thinking you're smart just because you can correct somebody's spelling, you seem like a total fucking idiot jackass and I'm ashamed and disappointed that on the internet where there are millions of comments and commentors, I was still stuck with a response written by somebody like you. You obviously knew what I meant, it's not like I spelt "your" as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj". Take your fucking dildo keyboard out your crusty ass and realize that maybe you have no friends and plans tonight because you're an unlikeable cumstain who repels everybody away like opposite poles on a magnet. The next time you comment like a fucking moron, ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment or would I rather clean my fucking act up and stop being a little shitter". My New Years resolution is to never have the misfortune of you coming across any more of my comments and throwing up your shitty insight at me.
December 2020
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Garfield

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ žโ ‰โข‰โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃณโฃคโ ดโ –โ ›โฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโกทโ –โฃถโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ โข€โฃถโขปโกŸโ ฟโ ‹โฃดโ ฟโขปโฃงโกดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ฟโ ›โ  โ พโข›โฃตโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ € โฃผโฃฟโกฟโขถโฃ„โ €โข€โก‡โข€โกฟโ โ ˆโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ‰โฃ€โ ˜โฃฟโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ›โกนโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃญโฃคโกˆโข‘โฃผโฃปโฃฟโฃงโกŒโ โ €โข€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โฃฟโฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ™โ ปโฃฆโกฐโฃžโ โข€โฃคโฃฆโฃคโ € โ €โ €โฃฐโขซโฃพโ ‹โฃฝโ Ÿโ ‘โ ›โข โกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃทโกˆโ ปโฃโ คโขคโฃŒโฃ€ โข€โกžโฃกโกŒโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃ‡โ €โขพโฃทโขคโฃฌโฃ‰ โกžโฃผโฃฟโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ ธโฃฟโฃ‡โ ˆโ ป โขฐโฃฟโกฟโขนโ ƒโ €โฃ โ คโ ถโฃผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโ ›โก„โ € โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โกŸโก€โ €โ ˆโก—โ ฒโ ถโ ฆโขคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃธโฃงโฃคโฃคโ คโ คโฃฟโฃ€โก€โ ‰โฃผโก‡โ € โฃฟโฃดโฃดโก†โ €โ €โ ปโฃ„โ €โ €โ กโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โกˆโ €โ ปโ Ÿโ €โข€โ ‹โ ‰โ ™โขทโกฟโก‡โ € โฃปโกฟโ โ โ €โ €โข โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ ฃโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ˆโ €โข€โฃ€โกพโฃดโ ƒโ € โขฟโ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโ „โฃ€โ  โ ผโฃโ €โกฑโ คโ คโ โ โ €โ €โฃธโ ‹โขปโกŸโ €โ € โ ˆโขงโฃ€โฃคโฃถโก„โ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโ –โ ›โ ปโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โกพโ ‹โข€โกžโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ ˆโ “โขฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโกคโ žโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ’โ šโขฉโก…โฃ โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโขงโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โฃปโ ฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ถโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกดโ –โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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September 2019

Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT?

Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
December 2021

Based

Scrapper from Mr Bean

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–„โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€ โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ascii art
September 2021

Ah shit, here we go again.

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