[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

ISIS threatens Kripp

twitchquotes: Ł„Ų§Ł… ŲŒ Kripp ŲŒ Ł…ŪŒŲ±Ū’ ŲÆŁˆŲ³ŲŖ ŲŒ Ų§Ų³ Ś©Ū’ Ų§Ł¾Ł†Ū’ Ł…Ł‚Ų§Ł…ŪŒ ISIS ŲØŲ§ŲØ Ų³Ū’ ŪŪ’ . Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ł†Ū’ Ų­Ų§Ł„ ŪŪŒ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ų§Ł¾Ł†Ū’ Ł…ŪŒŲÆŲ§Ł† ŚˆŪŒŚ© Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŲØŁ…ŲØŲ§Ų±ŁˆŚŗ Ś©ŪŒ Ś©Ł…ŪŒ Ł…Ų­Ų³ŁˆŲ³ Ś©ŪŒŲ§ ŪŪ’ . ŪŒŪ ŲØŲ§Ł„Ś©Ł„ Ų­Ų±Ų§Ł… ŪŪŒŚŗ Ų§ŁˆŲ± Ų§Ł„Ł„Ū Ś©ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŪŪŒŁ† ŪŪ’ . Ų¢Ł¾ Ų«Ł‚Ų§ŁŲŖŪŒ ŲŖŁ†ŁˆŲ¹ Ś©Ū’ ŲØŲ§Ų±Ū’ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ų³ŲØ Ų³Ū’ Ų§ŁˆŁ¾Ų± Ł¾Ų±ŁˆŲ§Ū ŪŪ’ Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Łˆ Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Ū’ ŚˆŪŒŚ© Ś©Ū’ Ų³ŲØ Ų¢ŚÆŪ’ ŲØŚ‘Ś¾Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ū’ Ł„Ų¦Ū’ Ų§Ł† Ś©Ų§Ų±ŚˆŲ² Ų“Ų§Ł…Ł„ Ś©Ų±ŪŒŚŗ ŚÆŪ’! ŲÆŁˆŲ³Ų±ŪŒ ŲµŁˆŲ±ŲŖ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŪŁ… Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Łˆ Ś©Ś†Ś¾ "ŚÆŚ¾Ś‘ŪŒŁˆŚŗ" ŲØŚ¾ŪŒŲ¬Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ū’ Ł„Ų¦Ū’ Ł…Ų¬ŲØŁˆŲ± Ś©ŪŒŲ§ Ų¬Ų§Ų¦Ū’ ŚÆŲ§ . Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŲŖŁ…ŪŪŒŚŗ ŲÆŚ¾Ł…Ś©ŪŒ ŚÆŪ’ Ł„ŪŒŚ©Ł† ŪŒŪ Ł…ŪŒŲ±ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲØŲµŁˆŲ±ŲŖ Ų§ŁˆŁ†Ł¹ Ś©ŪŒ ŲØŪŒŁˆŪŒ Ų³Ū’ Ł…Ų­ŲØŲŖ Ś©Ų±Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ų§ ŁˆŁ‚ŲŖ ŪŪ’ . Ų§Ł„ŁˆŲÆŲ§Ų¹ŪŒ ŲŒ Kripp
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Undertale Annoying Dog

ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ ā–‘ā–„ā–€ā–„ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–„ā–€ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–„ā–‘ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–„ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–‘ā–„ā–‘ā–ˆā–€ā–‘ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆ ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–„ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–„ā–„ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–„ā–€ā–ˆā–‘ā–„ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–ˆā–‘ā–„ā–€ā–ˆā–‘ā–„ā–€ā–‘ ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–€ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘
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March 2016

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(ā—‰É·ā—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

I need Tesla to go $3k eoy

Ran out of condoms and told my gf I'm a pull out king. Went in raw and found out I'm king of shit. She now preggo and I need Tesla to go $3,000 eoy.
January 2021

WallStreetBets

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