[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½„ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Œο½™οΌŽ ｉ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ｃｕｍ ο½‰ο½Ž ｍｙ ο½„ο½‰ο½ο½ο½…ο½’οΌŽ ｉ ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ ο½“ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½Žο½Œο½™ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½’ο½‹οΌŽ 'ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ'
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March 2014
Kripp

Morbius is love. Morbius is life.

I was only nine years old. I loved Morbius so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Morbius every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Morbius is love", I would say, β€œMorbius is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Morbius. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Morbius. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, β€œIt’s morbin time". He grabs me with his powerful morby hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Morbius. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Morbius. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Morbius. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Morbius looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Get morbed". Morbius leaves through my window. Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
June 2022

Morbius

Doritos Chip Pyramid

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twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Big eyes WeirdChamp

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June 2019

Pusheen the Cat

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