I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
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ABORTION TEST
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Something about Qtpie's play...
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i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazonā¢. As many of you know, we have recently bought over "Twitch tv". Users must now buy 'Emotes' such as " 
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An automated message from Blizzard Entertainment to Athene
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Greetings, AtheneLIVE! This is an automated message from Blizzardā¢ Entertainment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstoneā¢ AI has flagged your account due to an unusual number of ranked game losses. We recommend that you use the "Suggested Card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardā¢ Team.
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