I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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community members ๐ช are always โ๏ธ our priority ๐. We received ๐ฅ some reports โ describing โจ๏ธ the discomfort โน๏ธ some of our members ๐ฃ๏ธ felt after a Twitch Rivals ๐คผ participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," ๐ถ both emotes are often โฒ๏ธ used in toxic ๐ contexts. Please ๐ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead ๐. Best regards ๐, Twitch Team ๐
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Kog'Maw's passive
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Hi Imaqtpie. I noticed that in your games you utilize KogโMaws passive A LOT, but when I watch LCS players I see them go an ENTIRE teamfight without using their passive even ONCE. Are they playing the champion to its full potential or are you?
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I want to sleep with you. No, i dont mean have sex
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I want to sleep with you. No, i dont mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While your laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so its chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries.
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Reynad is like a pigeon
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Reynad is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between reynad and a pigeon is that reynad intends to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings.
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IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
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NA THIS EU THAT IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
NA THIS EU THAT IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
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