[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Annoying Lit mobile YouTube ad

twitchquotes: So lit mobile just sent me this solar wireless battery pack, I'm excited, lets see whats inside. I really like the build its got really nice grips on the side, its shock proof, and water resistant. The power bank has 20,000 milliamps which can fully charge your phone up to eight times. Its also got a convenient loop for carrying. on the back of the device we have a bunch of solar panels which can charge the battery bank in about 60 minutes. On the top of the device, there are 3 usb ports and 2 of them are fast charging. If you hit the power button 2 times, the led light comes on. If you hit the power button once, the led lights will tell you how much battery you have. There's a micro usb port on the side for fast charging. My favorite part of this device is that it charges my phone wirelessly. there's a red light indicator at the top to let you know that your phone is charging.
twitch chat
May 2020

I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!

twitchquotes: (ยฐ ~อœส–~ ยฐ)I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!(ยฐ ~อœส–~ ยฐ)
twitch chat
October 2014
Trick2g

Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) ___[NAIR][NAIR] Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
twitch chat
February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Dance party

โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•”โ•กโ–โ–โ•žโ•โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•กโ–โ–โ•žโ•โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•กโ–Œโ–Œโ•žโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ DANCE PARTY โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•”โ•กXXโ•žโ•โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•กXXโ•žโ•โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•กXXโ•žโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
November 2014

I've always been a DC fan

twitchquotes: (sponsored spam) I've always been a DC fan (I guess you could say Fanboy LOL) but after watching Kripparrian play Marvel Future Fight, I gotta say, I'm HOOKED! Featuring iconic characters like Black Panther and Thanos, I gotta say, I'm pretty damn interested in this game. Thank you Kripparrian!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

sellout

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing