[Copypasta] Magic Sex Gun YouTube ad script

This is my magic sex gun. All I do is point it at a woman I want to fuck, and BANG! She's all over me. How does it work? Go to MagicSexGun.com. You can have your own! And it's not buying hookers, not using personal sites, and definitely not spanking it to p**n... so go to MagicSexGun.com before we take the site down. This magic sex gun works especially well on younger women. Point your magic sex gun at your innocent-looking young coworker and bam! She's sucking your d**k below the desk. Point it at the cute young French woman bagging your groceries and bam! She's letting you rail her behind the dumpster. And of course... point it at any girl on a dating app site, and well... you'll feel like you have a sex machine gun with all the women you're mowing down. This is only if you go to MagicSexGun.com. Get it right now: MagicSexGun.com. There's only so many magic sex guns available, so you want to get in while the getting is good. MAGICSEXGUN.COM!
January 2021
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This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019

Sense of pride and accomplishment

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ’ฐ intent ๐Ÿ’ฐ is ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ provide ๐Ÿ’ฐ players ๐Ÿ’ฐ with ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ of ๐Ÿ’ฐ pride ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ accomplishment ๐Ÿ’ฐ for ๐Ÿ’ฐ unlocking ๐Ÿ’ฐ different ๐Ÿ’ฐ heroes. ๐Ÿ’ฐ As ๐Ÿ’ฐ for ๐Ÿ’ฐ cost, ๐Ÿ’ฐ we ๐Ÿ’ฐ selected ๐Ÿ’ฐ initial ๐Ÿ’ฐ values ๐Ÿ’ฐ based ๐Ÿ’ฐ upon ๐Ÿ’ฐ data ๐Ÿ’ฐ from ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ Open ๐Ÿ’ฐ Beta ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ other ๐Ÿ’ฐ adjustments ๐Ÿ’ฐ made ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ milestone ๐Ÿ’ฐ rewards ๐Ÿ’ฐ before ๐Ÿ’ฐ launch. ๐Ÿ’ฐ Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ other ๐Ÿ’ฐ things, ๐Ÿ’ฐ we're ๐Ÿ’ฐ looking ๐Ÿ’ฐ at ๐Ÿ’ฐ average ๐Ÿ’ฐ per-player ๐Ÿ’ฐ credit ๐Ÿ’ฐ earn ๐Ÿ’ฐ rates ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ daily ๐Ÿ’ฐ basis, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ we'll ๐Ÿ’ฐ be ๐Ÿ’ฐ making ๐Ÿ’ฐ constant ๐Ÿ’ฐ adjustments ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ ensure ๐Ÿ’ฐ that ๐Ÿ’ฐ players ๐Ÿ’ฐ have ๐Ÿ’ฐ challenges ๐Ÿ’ฐ that ๐Ÿ’ฐ are ๐Ÿ’ฐ compelling, ๐Ÿ’ฐ rewarding, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ of ๐Ÿ’ฐ course ๐Ÿ’ฐ attainable ๐Ÿ’ฐ via ๐Ÿ’ฐ gameplay. We ๐Ÿ’ฐ appreciate ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ candid ๐Ÿ’ฐ feedback, ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ passion ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ community ๐Ÿ’ฐ has ๐Ÿ’ฐ put ๐Ÿ’ฐ forth ๐Ÿ’ฐ around ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ current ๐Ÿ’ฐ topics ๐Ÿ’ฐ here ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ Reddit, ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ forums ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ across ๐Ÿ’ฐ numerous ๐Ÿ’ฐ social ๐Ÿ’ฐ media ๐Ÿ’ฐ outlets. Our ๐Ÿ’ฐ team ๐Ÿ’ฐ will ๐Ÿ’ฐ continue ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ make ๐Ÿ’ฐ changes ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ monitor ๐Ÿ’ฐ community ๐Ÿ’ฐ feedback ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ update ๐Ÿ’ฐ everyone ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ soon ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ often ๐Ÿ’ฐ as ๐Ÿ’ฐ we ๐Ÿ’ฐ can. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
twitch chat
November 2017

Do you have I even?

twitchquotes: You know how I can be found at a time when you are get to the day before my eyes and I love it so hard for you and you are so a good time waster but it was not the best same as a whole new bunch if it is the only way I am a little more of time
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

Watch out I'm driving (Truck)

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„ โ–ˆ Kappa WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œ โ–€(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)(@)โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€(@)โ–€
February 2017

Classic

Shrug

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ ดโ ’โ ’โ ฒโ คโ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขšโฃ‚โก€โ ˆโ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŽโกดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŽโ โขŸโก‡โ €โ ˆโขฃโฃ โ žโ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โกฏโ —โฃšโฃ‰โฃ“โก„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโข โขžโ ‰โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ “โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โขนโฃ โ •โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ˜โ ฎโ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ €โขณโ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ “โ ฆโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โขฆโ คโ คโ –โ ‹โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โขนโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ ˆโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โขฑโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ณโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขโ ‰โขณโก€โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ คโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ โ € โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกžโ “โ ‰โ โ €โขณโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ™โ ฆโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โฃฐโ —โ ’โฃšโ €โข€โกคโ šโ ‰โขณโ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโกงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโ ตโกพโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โกโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโฃ€โฃณโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ “โ ฒโ คโ คโ คโ ดโ šโ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
July 2022
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