[Copypasta] Magic Sex Gun YouTube ad script

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January 2021
Actual ad on YouTube: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymobilegameads/comments/kmbcla/ive_literally_seen_this_ad_on_porn_videos
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January 2020

monkaShh

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃคโฃฟโ กโขŸโกฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ฟโขฟโก†โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃƒโฃธโฃงโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‹โฃตโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโก„โฃฉโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃญโฃ‰โฃ€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃฟโกŸโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโข‹โฃญโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃฎโก™โ Ÿโข›โฃญโฃญโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃ„โ „ โฃดโฃธโฃฟโ ‘โฃ›โฃฟโ Ÿโขฉโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโก‹โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโกŒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โก‹โ ›โฃฟโฃง โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃญโฃโกปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃงโฃตโ ฟโขŸโก‘โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ถโ ญโ ถโ Ÿโ ƒ โฃฌโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฌโฃ™โฃ›โฃ’โ  โขคโฃคโก”โขšโฃ›โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃ‹โฃฑโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŽโก™โข›โฃ‹โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ…โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโฃญโกโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃฉโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃพโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโข›โฃƒโ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขพโฃฟโฃฏโฃญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โกปโ ถโ ถโฃฎโฃญโขกโฃฟโฃฟโข‡โฃญโฃตโฃถโ พโ ฟโ ‹โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโขฟโฃฆโฃคโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃโฃ›โกปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ถโ ถโขธโฃฟโฃฟโข โฃคโฃคโฃถโ พโ ›โ „โ „ โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ฐโ –โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃญโฃ•โ ’โ ฒโฃญโฃญโฃโฃ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โข›โฃ›โฃญโ „โฃฟโกŸโขฃโฃดโฃพโ Ÿโข‚โฃคโก€โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฎโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ‰โฃญโฃญโฃญโฃถโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃดโ žโฃ›โฃญโฃถโฃทโ „
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