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Hey Kripp, here's a "hug" for you
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(Ζ Λβ£Λ(Λβ£Λ) Hey Kripp, here's a "hug" for you. (Λβ£Λ)Λβ£Λ C)
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Kripp
Gold Cards should have a slight buff
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Are you Pepega?
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nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt?
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nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt? I was trapped in a salt mine for 3 days straight without any water or food. I only survived by drinking my own urine and eating my toes. Every time I see you spitting salt everywhere it gives me terrible PTSD flashbacks. Thanks.
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Kripp