This is my magic sex gun. All I do is point it at a woman I want to fuck, and BANG! She's all over me. How does it work? Go to MagicSexGun.com. You can have your own! And it's not buying hookers, not using personal sites, and definitely not spanking it to p**n... so go to MagicSexGun.com before we take the site down. This magic sex gun works especially well on younger women. Point your magic sex gun at your innocent-looking young coworker and bam! She's sucking your d**k below the desk. Point it at the cute young French woman bagging your groceries and bam! She's letting you rail her behind the dumpster. And of course... point it at any girl on a dating app site, and well... you'll feel like you have a sex machine gun with all the women you're mowing down. This is only if you go to MagicSexGun.com. Get it right now: MagicSexGun.com. There's only so many magic sex guns available, so you want to get in while the getting is good. MAGICSEXGUN.COM!
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
A New Toucan Has Arrived
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββAβNEWβββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββTOUCANβββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββHASβββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββARRIVEDββββ
ββ ββββββββββββββββββ ββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Classic
Darshan the mashtomp
twitchquotes:
HELLO cutie it's Darshan the mashtomp and i want to get back into DIG. Even though I don't eat meat i will gladly suck yours for us to DUO REUNITE. I will even get scarra "gragas" wukong to join. Love, Darshan marshan of the il larshan kaperino no fettuchini pastrino
twitch chat
imaqtpie
what's the Aura appeal?
Ah shit, here we go again.
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’β£€β£€β‘β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β »β£Ώβ£·β£β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β ⣴⣢⣿β‘β β β β β β β£Άβ‘β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘β β β β β β β’»β£·β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β£Όβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ β β β β β β β β£Έβ£Ώβ‘
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β£Ώβ£Ώβ β β β β β β β β β β£Ώβ£·
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’°β£Ύβ£Ώβ
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β ⒠⣧β‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’Έβ£Ώβ β β β β β β β β β β β β β
Ah shit, here we go again.
Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 4, Finale 1)
When I went to work the next day, I immediately ran to the elevator. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. It was travelling to my boss' office. When I got up I ran at him and kicked him out the window."You are s u s ." I said as I watched him fall out. His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called."All crewmembers of the ship, please report to the bottom floor for an emergency meeting." I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. I stood on the table in the middle of the office and stomped."I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! THE BOSS IS DEAD! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! Everyone was yelling at me to stop. But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter.