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Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.
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โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐๐คจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐๐ NOW I NEED YOU ๐ง๐ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐๐ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐คฏ๐คฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐ด๐ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐๐๐ธ
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