Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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this game is actually one of the best I've seen
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(Sponsored Viewer) β
: Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)
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Kripp
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Masculinity is now illegal
As of this morning π, masculinity πͺππ is NO π«β LONGER π LEGAL πβ. If you π are masculine π΄, please ππββοΈ report π to your ππΌ nearest π Femboy ππββοΈ Education π Center π’β, clean-shaven and wearing πππ thigh-high socks π§¦. Those who fail π« to follow π£ these orders ππ WILL BE CANCELLED βπ·π‘.
This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
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β This guy's pasta is CRAZY!β β βMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatβ β "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β βHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fettucini β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI cooked that al denteβ
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. 
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Kripp
Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?
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HUH k I'm really strong right now Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck We played that so bad
HUH k I'm really strong right now Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck We played that so bad
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imaqtpie