[Copypasta] Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
January 2021
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Biden transplants his brain into the United States' neural network database

thats very true. if you vote trump, there is no nuance in that little flipping nugget of a brain of yours. you are a simpleton, comparable to the gum stuck on the heel of my shoe- dirtying an institution which needs to be scraped clean. thankfully, your time has come. the antics end with joe biden, who has squandered the far-right and united a nation, and once he transplants his beautiful old slimy man brain into the United States' neural network database (which is encrypted and connected to the internet, along with google's whole database, so yes, he WILL know what you're doing) we can finally live in a safe country.
July 2022

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Alien through telescope

twitchquotes: AlienPls β € οΎŸβ €*β € ｑ⠀ β €οΎŸβ €ο½‘ β € β €β € β˜†β € β €β˜…β €β €β €β €β € ο½₯οΎŸβ € β € β € β˜…β € ｑο½₯β €β €β €οΎŸβ €β €ο½‘β € β €β €β € β € β˜…β € β € ο½₯ο½₯β €β € β € βˆ΄β €β € β € β € β € β € β € οΎŸβ € β € β € *β €οΎŸβ €β €β €β˜…β €β €β € ｑο½₯β € β €β €β €β €β €β €I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES πŸ”­ OMEGALUL σ €€ σ €€
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October 2021

I once knew this man. He was from the ocean

twitchquotes: I once knew this man. He was from the ocean. He did very Ocean-y things. He took me by the hand to take me to the land that you understand. He was the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Soaking up the thirst of the land. Soaking up the thirst of the land. His Shin was in the shape of an "O". Don't know what to call him though...any ideas?
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June 2017

Help Doge Take Over Steam

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February 2021

Buddha

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