[Copypasta] Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
January 2021
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Dragon Rider

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August 2018

This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis gentleman's deck is ABSURD!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliberโ€ โ˜‘ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" โ˜‘ โ€œHe extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating meโ€ โ˜‘ "His cards defied logic" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victoryโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played impeccablyโ€
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October 2014

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Smoke weed everyday

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June 2016
imaqtpie

Please take this seriously

twitchquotes: Chat please don't copy pasta my serious question. I'm trying to engage with our streamer to learn more about Hearthstone gameplay. Please take this seriously.
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November 2014
Forsen

Ben Shapiro Olive Garden breadsticks

Letโ€™s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts donโ€™t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.
September 2020

Ben Shapiro

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