Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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My fifth sudoku this week
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Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
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Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s
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Hi Octavian, I've been watching your stream for some days now and I really enjoy it! Actually no, I hate it. You think you're always right when you play that cardgame and now you're playing some topdown shooter from the 1800's, dude grow up. Kid ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ
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I sexually identify as a single Pringle
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
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Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding
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Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ go *** yourself
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