Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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Vegan Propaganda
twitchquotes:
Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
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Kripp
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Salt can
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Spoilers in Twitch Chat
twitchquotes:
Keep sharing spoilers guys! Those shows seem so interesting, I'm so glad I'm reading all these spoilers. What about some Game of Thrones spoilers now? How hard can you spoil it?
twitch chat
Reynad
Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
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twitch chat
Classic
plebs vs subs
Under the sea
twitchquotes:
π΅Under the seaπ΅ π΅Under the seaπ΅ π§βDarling it's better 
Down where it's wetter π Take it from π¦me π Up 
on the π shore they πwork all dayπ
Out in the πsun they slave away π¦While we devotin' π Full time to floatin ππ½ π΅Under the seaπ΅
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Out in the πsun they slave away π¦While we devotin' π Full time to floatin ππ½ π΅Under the seaπ΅
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