Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up βbeware of sus guyβ photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if thereβs a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal 
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Mutant Seagull
Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ο»Ώ Eα΄ α΄ΚΚ 60 sα΄α΄α΄Ι΄α΄
s ΙͺΙ΄ Mα΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄, 60,000 Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄Κs α΄Κα΄ α΄
ΙͺΙ’α΄sα΄α΄α΄
. Tα΄Ι’α΄α΄Κα΄Κ α΄‘α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ sα΄α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs. PΚα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Κα΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄ α΄‘α΄Κα΄
. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Ben Shapiro owns another Libtard
Are you a left or right wing?!β, the dark ominous figure booms.
I know itβs over.
βI-Iβm a d-democrββ
Instantly I lose all bodily functions. I collapse to the floor, screaming in agony, spasming.
The great Ben Shapiro stands over my lifeless body.
βLibtard has been owned.β