[Copypasta] Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
January 2021
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The Ghost of Gaming Future

twitchquotes: The Ghost of Gaming Future shows Kripp a nice house in the Toronto suburbs. Inside, Kripp, Rania and their sons are happily gaming as a family. "This isn't so bad," says Kripp. "Look closer," speaks the Ghost. Kripp looks in horror to see his sons are using tablets and playing browser cash-shop games. "This is your future Casualarrian."
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

AYAYA star

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโกดโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ถโขฆโฃคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโกŸโ ‹โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โขปโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกพโ ‹โ ˆโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃถโฃฟโ โ ™โขทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃดโ โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃ‡โ ‰โ ปโฃฆโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โฃธโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฆโ „โ „ โ „โฃผโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโก†โ „โ „โ ™โ ทโฃฆโฃดโ พโ ‹โ „โ „โขฐโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃงโ „ โขฐโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃทโ „โข€โฃคโกพโ ‹โ ™โขทโฃคโก€โ „โฃพโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโก† โฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃทโ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ›โฃพโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โขปโก„โ „ AYAYA โ „โฃพโกŸโ ‰โ ปโฃฆโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโก€โ „โข€โฃดโ žโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃพโ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ณโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โฃฟ โ ธโฃงโ พโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขพโฃทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃพโกทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ พโ ฟโ ทโฃผโ ‡ โ „โขปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโก„โ „โ „โข โกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโกŸโ „ โ „โ „โ ปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃทโ „โ „โฃพโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโ Ÿโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃ‡โฃธโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โกพโ ‹โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ณโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃดโ žโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ ณโ ถโฃฆโฃคโฃผโฃงโฃคโฃดโ ถโ žโ ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
April 2020

Weebs

Yer in proper mess ya nob head

twitchquotes: แดœ แดกแดแด› แด8? ษช sแดกแด‡ส€ แดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แดษดแด‡ แด„สœแด‡แด‡แด‹ส แด„แดœษดแด› แดแด€แด›แด‡, sแด€ส ษชแด› แด›แด แดส า“แด€แด„แด‡ แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแด› แดษดสŸษชษดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดกแด‡'สŸสŸ sแด‡แด‡ แดกสœแด€แด› สœแด€แด˜แด˜แด‡ษดs. ษช sแดกแด‡ส€ 2 แด„สœส€ษชsแด› I'สŸสŸ สœแดแดแด‹ สแดแดœ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ ษขแด€ส™ส™แด€. สแดแดœ ส™แด‡แด›แด›แด‡ส€ sสœแดœแด› สแดแดœส€ แดแดแดœแด›สœ แดส€ ษชแด แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข แดแด‡ สœแดแดแด‡ส™แดสs ส€ษชแด›แด‡ ษดแดแดก แด˜ส€แด‡แด˜แด€ส€ษชษด า“แดส€ แด€ แด˜ส€แดแด˜แด‡ส€ ส€แดœแดส™สŸแด‡. แด›สœแด€ ส€แดœแดส™สŸแด‡ แด›สœแด€แด›สŸสŸ แดแด€แด‹แด‡ สแดแดœส€ ษดแด€ษด sแดส€แด‡ แดŠแดœs สœแด‡แด€ส€ษชษด ส™แดแดœแด› ษชแด›. สแด‡ส€ ษชษด แด˜ส€แดแด˜แด‡ส€ แดแด‡ss สแด€ ษดแดส™ สœแด‡แด€แด….
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Blue Lives Matter (Smurfs)

blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVES
October 2021

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON
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