Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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if you have Crippling Depression
if you have Crippling Depression
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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!
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Which one of you got reddit to send me this
Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit
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A concerned redditor reached out to us about you.
When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."