[Copypasta] I come to Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the Ukraine crisis

twitchquotes: You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp
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Don't just feel casual look casual!

twitchquotes: COMING SOON!! Casual wear by Kripparian! Don't just feel casual look casual! Just pay the low low price of 4.99$ a month. And you took can look and act like a casual! Order now and get a free brofist!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed, the countless years of veganism finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he tells Rania "K"
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Tanner's life continues its downward spiral

twitchquotes: After his shift at McDonald's, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, waiting for Kripp's stream to begin. As soon as Kripp's face appears, he begins one of his tirades, insulting and mocking Kripp, the happily-married, multi-millionaire video game streaming sensation. "That'll show him", Tanner mutters to himself, as his life continues its downward spiral.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Tanner from High School

Worst Matchup

twitchquotes: Worst Matchup: Warrior โœ“ Shaman โœ“ Priest โœ“ Rogue โœ“ Druid โœ“ Warlock โœ“ Hunter โœ“ Mage โœ“ Paladin โœ“
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Tuck me

twitchquotes: อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€tuck me ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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