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You have just become intrigued as to what this spam is
twitchquotes:
You have just become intrigued as to what this spam is, you go to the chat and scroll to hold it on the screen and indulge in its delights, as you continue to read you realize it does not contain anything funny or worth reading, and yet you highlight, copy it, paste it and send it.
twitch chat
EU calls NA
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HELLO NA? 📞 EU HERE 📞 ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞
HELLO NA? 📞 EU HERE 📞 ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞
twitch chat
LCS
League of Legends
EU vs NA
Ninja Mixer announcement
twitchquotes:
I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but, as of today, i will be streaming exclusively on Mixer. I know, i know, it's exciting. You know, i feel like this is a really good chance to get back in touch with my roots, and really remember why i fell in love with streaming in the first place.
twitch chat
Ninja
YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! 
_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.