[Copypasta] Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon."

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
January 2021
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March 2016

Doggies can be vegan too

twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog
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June 2016
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Pikachu

โ ธโฃทโฃฆโ คโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโ €โ €โ € โ €โ ™โฃฟโก„โ ˆโ ‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โ Šโ ‰โฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโก€โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ Šโ โ €โ €โฃฐโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโฃ„โ €โกˆโ ’โ Šโ ‰โ โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‘โ šโ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โขŠโฃ โ คโ ’โ Šโ ‰โ €โกœ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฝโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฉโก”โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โข โกคโข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขคโฃ„โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ‡โ นโ ฟโ Ÿโ €โ €โ คโ €โ €โ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โก€โ  โ „โ ’โ Šโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ ฐโ คโ –โ ฆโ ดโ €โข€โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ ™โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฟโกฟโ ›โข„โ €โ €โ ฑโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ˆโ “โ ฆโ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โก โ ดโ Šโ นโกžโฃโ คโ ’โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ ‰โ ‰โกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโ ฟโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โข โ €โขฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขถโฃ—โ งโก€โขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃ€โฃธโ €โ €โ €โข€โกœโ €โฃธโขคโฃถโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฆโฃˆโฃงโก€โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โข€โฃผโก€โฃจโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ “โ „โ คโ ˜โ ‰โ ™โ คโข€โ พโ ฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹
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February 2021

Pokemon

Jumping Mario

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Am I The Asshole for not being able to trade options for my dad? Iโ€™m 6.

This started about 4 years ago when I was 2 years old. My dad started to supplement me picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I have retained absolutely nothing even though my dad has spent every waking minute trying to make me understand. He has done almost everything including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while I am sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make me understand the market. Yesterday, he got to a breaking point when I couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. My dad finally convinced my mom that they were doing the right thing when he said that I will soon be a Wendy's worker begging my wife's husband for a weekly allowance because I will never amount to be anything. He couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said, if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy, plz adopt me from Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska.
September 2021

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