[Copypasta] Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

Imagine being Bill Gates right now. You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education. Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will.. Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live. You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villian antichrist because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.
February 2021
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twitchquotes: ส€แด‡xxแด€ส€ แด…ษชแด€ส€ส ษขแด ษข แด…แด€ส 1: แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ ส€แดส™แดแด› ษดแดแดก. แด€แด แด„แดษดา“แดœsแด‡. แด›ส€แด€แด…แด‡ แดส€ สœษชแด› า“แด€แด„แด‡? ษช แด˜สŸแด€ส แด›1 แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€แด›แด€แด‹แด‡ส€ แด„แดษชษด สŸแด‡แด˜แด‡ส€ ษขษดแดแดแด‡? ษขแด ษข แด…แด€ส 2: แดแด€ษดส แด›สœษชษดแด‹ษชษดษข, ส™ส€แด€ษชษด สœแดœส€แด›. แด…แด‡แด„ษชแด…แด‡ แด›แด แด‹แด‡แด‡แด˜ แดœsษชษดษข แดสŸแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹. แด…แด‡แด„ษชแด…แด‡ แด‹แด‡แด‡แด˜ แดœsแด‡ แดสŸแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ แด€ษดแด… สœษชแด› า“แด€แด„แด‡. แด€แด แด›สœษชษดแด‹ แดแด€สส™แด‡ แด€แด…แด… แด…แด‡แด€แด›สœส€แด€แด›แด›สŸแด‡ ส€แดส™แดแด›. ษขแด ษข แด…แด€ส 3: แดแด‡ sแด›ษชสŸสŸ แดกษชษดษดษชษดษข.
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December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Having to call a judge โ€œyour honorโ€ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)

โ€œYour Honorโ€. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ€™ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? Iโ€™ve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโ€™ll say โ€œSirโ€ and the judge will be like โ€œItโ€™s โ€œYour Honorโ€ young man!!โ€ Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โ€œSirโ€ like everybody else. Itโ€™s some LARPING Iโ€™d expect kids to do. โ€œOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ€ Shut up. EDIT: Iโ€™m literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโ€™all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โ€œitโ€™s just a title, like Doctor!โ€. Judges have a title like โ€œDoctorโ€, itโ€™s called โ€œJudgeโ€ - Doctors donโ€™t expect us to call them โ€œThy Healerโ€ or some crap like that.
August 2021

in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl

twitchquotes: in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl "deine mutter lutscht schwรคnze in der hรถlle" it means your smile brightens my day :) Please no copy pasta
twitch chat
July 2017

Kripp's salt

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November 2014
Kripp

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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January 2020
Tyler1
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