If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
What happened to this ad? :(
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copy: pastad
gamer head: on
knuckles: cracked
gaming goggles: on
arms: stretched
gamer girl pee: drinked
girlfriend: none
gay best friend: invited
wife: beaten
wife: cheated on
daughter: abandoned
child: destroyed
your mom: fucked
rockets: launched
funding: secured
anime: loved
Japan: nuked
HIV: positive
blood: donated
American genocide: denied
milf: hunted
milfs: lewded
babies: yeeted
emerald splash: deflated
society: segregated
Israel: destroyed
heroin: shot
milk: consumed
mother: donuted
father: robbed
identity: hidden
traitor: kakyoined
Italian drug trade: monopolized
masters: awaken
Caeser: killed
left wing: destroyed
lib: owned
hog: cranked
pants: shid
bottom: text
top: text
Hotel: Trivago
Hotel: Mario
Duke: Nukem
cer: armic
balls: crushed
balls: ligma
the imposter: sus
sussy: balls
Gucci: gang
Delivery: Digiorno
Peterbilt: gassed
Half: life
pog: gers
Vaporeon: cool 
edit: spelling
edit: spelling
Attention all Fortnite gamers
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Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
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Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team
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Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
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You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune
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ส อกยทแดฅ อกยท ส You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. 
your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year ส อกยทแดฅ อกยท ส
your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year ส อกยทแดฅ อกยท ส
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I cam I saw I came I saw
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I came ๐ I saw ๐ I came ๐ I saw ๐ I praise ๐ the Lord ๐ then break ๐ฅ the law ๐ฉโโ๏ธ I take ๐๏ธ what's mine ๐โโ๏ธ then take ๐๏ธ some more ๐ It rains ๐ง๏ธ it pours โ it rains ๐ง๏ธ it pours โ
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