If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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