[Copypasta] Can I get my dick sucked by a tornado?

If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum? And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
February 2021
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Disappointed that Reynad doesn't live in the Dead Sea

twitchquotes: I was disappointed to find that when i flew to the Dead Sea to realize that Reynad doesn't live there, considering it's the saltiest sea in the world.
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October 2014
Reynad

Octavian Morosan

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March 2015
Kripp

Travis Scott Burger

I have a theory about the Travis Scott burger. I think itโ€™s a sham. Itโ€™s all a multi million dollar misinformation campaign. McDonalds has been hurting for a new supply of beef due to the Covid 19 pandemic. With all of the meat processing plant closures, they had to look elsewhere to get their precious beef for the ever so hungry American. They needed a new supplier. This has to be nobody other than Travis Scott. You see, since marrying Kylie Jenner, he had access to all of her cosmetic companyโ€™s animal testing plants. It was easy for Travis to get ahold of meat... it was too easy. Travis knew McDonalds was desperate for new meat, so he struck while the iron was hot. Through a swift negotiation, he had the multi billion dollars corporation by the balls, the sweet sweet balls. Travis agreed to supply them with the meat, only he lead them to believe it was coming from cows when in reality he was harvesting the animals from the animal cosmetic testing lab. In exchange, he got his name on the McDonalds menu. All for what? Now you may be wondering how I came across this info. And you may be wondering who sent you this information. It was Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack sent this info.
October 2020

Shrug

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ ดโ ’โ ’โ ฒโ คโ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขšโฃ‚โก€โ ˆโ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŽโกดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŽโ โขŸโก‡โ €โ ˆโขฃโฃ โ žโ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โกฏโ —โฃšโฃ‰โฃ“โก„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโข โขžโ ‰โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ “โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โขนโฃ โ •โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ˜โ ฎโ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ €โขณโ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ “โ ฆโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โขฆโ คโ คโ –โ ‹โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โขนโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ ˆโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โขฑโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ณโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขโ ‰โขณโก€โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ คโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ โ € โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกžโ “โ ‰โ โ €โขณโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ™โ ฆโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โฃฐโ —โ ’โฃšโ €โข€โกคโ šโ ‰โขณโ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโกงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโ ตโกพโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โกโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโฃ€โฃณโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ “โ ฒโ คโ คโ คโ ดโ šโ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
July 2022

Twitch chat is so retarded

twitchquotes: Twitch chat is so retarded they are like parrots they copy paste everything
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November 2014

I hate Twitch Chat

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