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π βοΈ πΌ ππππππ ππ πΎππ»πππ πππ, ππ½πππ πΎπ ππ πΈππΈπ πππ»π.
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Chat, don't salt the slug
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ΰΌΌ Ν ΜΆ ΝΰΌ½ CHAT, DON'T SALT THE SLUG. ΰΌΌ Ν ΜΆ ΝΰΌ½
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The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
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Ben Shapiro Kung Fu Fighting
Let's say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
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Mr Michael Santana, this is your German teacher
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Mr Michael Santana, this is your German teacher. I am very disappoint in your German speaking abilities. I request that you repeat zu words: BlauschimmelkΓ€se, Kachelofen, Ziegeneutermilch and Schachspielzug three times a day for the next month.
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HYDRA SUMMONING SPELL
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THIS IS THE SUMMONING SPELL 
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG
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