[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
twitch chat
February 2021
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Gray Screen Simulator for Windows

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I was just curious if this was the new Gray Screen Simulator for Windows and Windows devices? I've been seeing a lot of good reviews and was curious about picking it up. Thanks for the advice, buddy!
twitch chat
November 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄€α΄©α΄€ ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀ. Κœα΄‡ α΄…Ιͺᴇᴅ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴛᴇʀʀΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ α΄€α΄„α΄„Ιͺᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɒᴏ. α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ α΄„ΚŸα΄sᴇ ʜΙͺs ᴇʏᴇs α΄€Fᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κœα΄‡ is α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄„ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ. ΙͺF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs 5 α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇs Κœα΄‡ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ sα΄›α΄‡α΄€ΚŸ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ™α΄€Ι’ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀs α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄‹Ιͺʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Look, kid. You wanna give up?

twitchquotes: Look, πŸ‘€ kid. πŸ‘¦ You πŸ‘ˆ wanna πŸ™ˆ give πŸ‘‰ up? πŸ”Ί Fine. πŸ‘Œ But πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ here πŸ‘ by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί You πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ this πŸ‘ˆ far 🌌 by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί You πŸ‘ˆ didn't 🚫 get πŸ”Ÿ all πŸ’― these πŸ‘ˆ followers, fans, admirers, and πŸ‘ hot πŸ”₯ groupies by 😈 giving 😘 up. πŸ”Ί Don't 🚫 give πŸ‘‰ up. πŸ”Ί You're πŸ‘‰ the πŸ‘ champ. You're πŸ‘‰ the πŸ‘ boshy.
twitch chat
September 2017
MOONMOON

A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Boom PepegaAim

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twitch chat
December 2019

CSGO

Text-to-Speech Playing