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One ring to rule them all
twitchquotes:It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 for the ARPG gamers, immortals, for they cannot afford to die. 7 for the Strategy gamers, builders, who command entire armies. 9 for the MMO players, who spent days logged in without breaks, and who above all else desire loot. For within these rings was the strength and power to remain nolife. But they were all deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Romania, in gypsy flames, the dark lord Kripp forged a secret ring, and into this ring he poured his trips, his want for a female, his family, but above all else, his desire to be casual. One ring to rule them all.ο»Ώ
It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 for the ARPG gamers, immortals, for they cannot afford to die. 7 for the Strategy gamers, builders, who command entire armies. 9 for the MMO players, who spent days logged in without breaks, and who above all else desire loot. For within these rings was the strength and power to remain nolife. But they were all deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Romania, in gypsy flames, the dark lord Kripp forged a secret ring, and into this ring he poured his trips, his want for a female, his family, but above all else, his desire to be casual. One ring to rule them all.ο»Ώ
Not enough brofisting
twitchquotes:Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
twitchquotes:SORRY SLUTSβΌοΈπ€πSIMP SUMMERπIS OVERπ π»ββοΈπ«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ππΌββοΈBECAUSE NO βSIMP βSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNππ»ππ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ππ³ LOOKS LIKE THE πTURKEYπ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY π§ TONIGHTπβΌοΈ PREPARE π€π»UR PUSSIES ππ»ππ»FOR A DRY SPELL βοΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπ FOR THE BOYS π€πͺπΌTO FOCUS π ON THEMSELVES πYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKππ»π SEND THIS TO 7οΈβ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπ―ββοΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYπFOR NO βSIMPβSEPTEMBERππ»ππ»
SORRY SLUTSβΌοΈπ€πSIMP SUMMERπIS OVERπ π»ββοΈπ«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ππΌββοΈBECAUSE NO βSIMP βSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNππ»ππ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ππ³ LOOKS LIKE THE πTURKEYπ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY π§ TONIGHTπβΌοΈ PREPARE π€π»UR PUSSIES ππ»ππ»FOR A DRY SPELL βοΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπ FOR THE BOYS π€πͺπΌTO FOCUS π ON THEMSELVES πYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKππ»π SEND THIS TO 7οΈβ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπ―ββοΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYπFOR NO βSIMPβSEPTEMBERππ»ππ»
The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing
That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.
I was talking about TSM
twitchquotes:My mom just entered my room and asked me to stop watching garbage. I told her that League of Legends was a respectable esport with millions of player around the world. She responded: βI know. I was talking about TSM, theyβre trashβ KEKW.
My mom just entered my room and asked me to stop watching garbage. I told her that League of Legends was a respectable esport with millions of player around the world. She responded: βI know. I was talking about TSM, theyβre trashβ KEKW.