[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
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February 2021
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If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
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December 2014
Kripp

I sexually idenfity as the Boogeymonster

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as The Boogeymonster. Ever since I pre-ordered 50 packs the only card I dreamed of pulling was The Boogeymonster to put it in my deck, play it on turn 8, and watch it grow. Watch it get out of control as it feasts on every puny creature my horrified opponent dares to lay on the board. I can already hear The Boogeymonster's attack sound as it swings in for a 30 damage lethal. If you can't accept this you're a boogeyphobe and you need to check your legendary privilege.
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June 2016
Kripp

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I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½> I do it all the time γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ and every time I drink itβ”ŒΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ ┐ Kripp starts to scream and whine β”ŒΰΌΌ@Ω„Νœ@༽┐ But never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊΰΌ½ my Bones are staying strong γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Life is good

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Stay positiveγƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kripp is excellent (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Chat is excellent γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kitty is soft (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Life is good (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ_)
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December 2014
Kripp

Think, Mark! Think! (Invincible show meme script)

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!
June 2021
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