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๐ โ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ป๐.
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"Why does chat hate me?" Cybrix wonders
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Pizza. Pizza. The chat's hurtful words haunt Cybrix at night as he sleeps on his bed of bagel bites. "Why does chat hate me?" he wonders. One day he gets on Mumble and finds the chat no longer hates him. Because it turns out even an obese pizzabator is more tolerable than Rick.
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Kripp
Your cat is plotting to destroy you
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I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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CSGO becoming Russian
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As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing ะปัััะต and better. I stopped making silly ะพัะธะฑะบะธ and ั got vastly better at not ัะผะธัะฐััะธะน to the enemy ะธะณัะพะบะธ. For the ะฝะฐะธะฑะพะปะตะต part, everyone I've met was helpful and ั
ะพัะพัะธะน, there ะตััั the ะธะฝะพะณะดะฐ ััะฒะพะบ however. As ะฏ ะฟะพ-ะฟัะตะถะฝะตะผั play csgo ะฒัะต ะฑะพะปะตะต ะธ ะฑะพะปะตะต, ะฏ ัะฒะตัะตะฝ, ััะพ ั ะฑัะดั ะฟัะพะดะพะปะถะฐัั ัะพะฒะตััะตะฝััะฒะพะฒะฐัั. ะฏ ัะตะบะพะผะตะฝะดัั ััั ะธะณัั ะดะปั ะฒัะตั
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pashaBiceps
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When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears
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When Kripp goes afk, he's filling up his bathtube with his salty tears. Full of Anger and bad Energy, he let the harmony of salt and warm HยฒO take over. He is at a better place now, dreaming about freedom and peace.
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Kripp
REKT Not REKT
โ Not REKT โ REKT โ REKTangle โ SHREKT โ REKT-it Ralph โ Total REKTall โ The Lord of the REKT โ The Usual SusREKTs โ North by NorthREKT โ REKT to the Future โ Once Upon a Time in the REKT โ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT โ LawREKT of Arabia โ Tyrannosaurus REKT โ eREKTile dysfunction