[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐‘”๐“‡๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐“€ ๐“๐‘’๐’ป๐“‰.
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February 2021
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MoonMoon can you please stop feeding?

twitchquotes: Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games
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February 2017
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Muffet from Undertale

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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March 2016

I just shit and cum FAQ (Reddit)

I just shit and cum. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter ## Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
November 2021

There was a bug in the toilet

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธIT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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July 2020

Black Lives Matter logo

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โข‰โฃฟโฃ„โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโ ฟโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃถโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโกŸโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃถโฃฎโฃโกปโขกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโ €โ € โ €โฃผโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโ นโข‹โฃพโฃฟโฃทโก„โก€โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃงโ € โขฐโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Žโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โฃผโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโก† โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโ จโฃญโฃ˜โกฟโฃฟโขŸโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃตโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟ โ ธโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Žโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‡ โ €โขปโฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโกŸโ € โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃงโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃผโฃฟโ Ÿโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ€โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โฃ€โฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿ.
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June 2020
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