[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

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February 2021
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Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

twitchquotes: Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? hit noises ding Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Hungryboxโ€™sโ€ฆ.mother? Your moves were a little bit off son, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Campbellโ€™sยฎ Chunkyยฎ Soup. Thanks Mom. Now, letโ€™s smash this noob!
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May 2020
Hungrybox

Incorrect Dongerhood, Sir

twitchquotes: เผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝเฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝเฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIRเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒเผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝเฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝเฒ ู„อŸเฒฐเณƒ เผฝ
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April 2014

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is โ€œmental abuse to humansโ€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โ€œMathโ€ is an abbreviation for โ€œmathematicsโ€, so youโ€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โ€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโ€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youโ€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโ€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

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Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor!

twitchquotes: Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor! I see you're in the office again and playing animated poker - hope everythings well with the wife and garden. Say that lawnmower you borrowed last month; I was wondering when I could expect that back because I noticed your lawn was trimmed no less than three weeks ago but you have yet to bring back my mower. Anyhow , could use that mower. Just checking in but it would be great if I could get that mower back. Thanks again.
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Kripp

S T A Y W O K E

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