[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
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MagicAmy should play as a spy in TF2

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) MagicAmy you should play as a spy in TF2 so you can justify being a shapeshifting backstabbing sociopath (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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