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[Copypasta]Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics
π BROMANCE π nothing really gay π₯΅ about it π― not that there's π anything wrong with being gay π BROMANCE π shouldn't be ashamed π or hide it π€ I love you π in the most heterosexual way π π¦
π BROMANCE π nothing really gay π₯΅ about it π― not that there's π anything wrong with being KappaPride gay π BROMANCE π shouldn't be ashamed π or hide it π€ I love you π in the most heterosexual way π π¦
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twitchquotes:<3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LETβS BE NICE <3
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twitchquotes:β βThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!β β βMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" β βHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect programβ β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI streamed that perfectly"!!!
β βThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!β β βMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" β βHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect programβ β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI streamed that perfectly"!!!
TIFU: By slapping my wifeβs ass
TIFU: By slapping my wifeβs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with βyes daddy, spank me harder!β (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with βwhatβs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?β
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donβt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeβs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donβt know if I can ever have sex again
TIFU: By slapping my wifeβs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with βyes daddy, spank me harder!β (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with βwhatβs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?β
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donβt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeβs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donβt know if I can ever have sex again