[Copypasta] I hate Among Us

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Among Us / Amogus Copypastas

Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 7)

After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. โ€œChad sus!1!1!!1 Heโ€™s the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!โ€ I said. They all asked why Chad was sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. They all agreed so we ejected him. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said โ€œWhy are you running?โ€ OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. I pulled my pants up.โ€œ Adam sus. Heโ€™s screaming.โ€ Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! So I said โ€œSon, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here?โ€ He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I donโ€™t think it worked. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I looked around but couldnโ€™t find him. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said โ€œWHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?โ€ She was screaming and I threw her away. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnโ€™t find him. โ€œThis is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. Thatโ€™s pretty sus.โ€ All the coworkers were looking at me in terror. I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Trolling with Among Us

amogus is NOT funny

Oh so you said "AMOGUS". you think that's funny? well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny. there is nothing funny about saying amogus. it just shows how braindead you are that a single misspelled word is what constitutes as humor for you. it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius. among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme. nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes. you dont look funny, you look like an idiot, and dont make this into some stupid ironic copypasta ok?
May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG ๐Ÿ˜ณ US ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ IN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ REAL ๐Ÿ˜ต LIFE ๐Ÿ’ฉ SUS ๐Ÿ“ฎ SUS AMONG ๐Ÿ˜ณ US ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ IN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ REAL ๐Ÿ˜ต LIFE ๐Ÿ’ฉ SUS ๐Ÿ“ฎ SUS PLAYING ๐Ÿˆ AMONG ๐Ÿ’€ US ๐Ÿ˜ก IN ๐Ÿค— REAL ๐Ÿค  LIFE SPACESHIP ๐Ÿš€ WITH ๐Ÿ‘พ MY ๐Ÿ‘… CREW GOTTA ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฟ SPLIT ๐Ÿ˜š UP ๐Ÿคก SPREAD โ‰๏ธ OUT ๐Ÿ“ฎCUZ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ WE ๐Ÿ˜‹ ALL ๐Ÿ˜ GOT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ TASKS ๐Ÿ‘ป TO ๐Ÿ‘ฝ DO GOTTA ๐Ÿ‘ฟ FIND ๐Ÿ‘บ THE ๐Ÿคง IMPOSTER ๐Ÿคซ AS ๐Ÿ‘€ THEY ๐Ÿ›– TRY ๐Ÿ—ฟ TO ๐Ÿ›ถ SA๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธOTAGE WHO ๐Ÿ“ฎCAN ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ WE ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท TRUST ๐Ÿ˜‚ IN ๐Ÿคช THIS ๐Ÿคฏ AMONG ๐Ÿคญ US ๐Ÿคฃ ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Among Us / Amogus

Among us ritual

Go to the bathroom at 3:33 am, then open youtube and play among us drip song then do the jerma sus face and repeat the word "sus" in front to the mirror for 666 times, if the ritual worked then a voice from your parents room will say "shut up", you will then hear a creature walk to the bathroom, at this point destroy the mirror before he enters In the bathroom if the ritual worked then the next day your parents will start discussing about you having mental problems
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Amogus Army

๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž๐“ŠนแŽฏ ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž ๐“Œœเถž ๐“Œฑเถž ๐“Œเถž
April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

More Among Us / Amogus Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing